h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I like the H2G2 clinic too much to let it to die, so hopefully with a new thread we can get it working again!
I am VERY addicted to H2G2, and I'll tell anyone who listens, and will listen to anyone with something to tell.

Oh, alright then!

*Gwennie rushes into forum with resuscitation kit.....*

Stand back!

I'm listening..

What I meant was, stand back while I applied the "kit" and zapped the forum.....

But as you are listening......

I even log on while trying to get my kids ready for school in the morning before 8.00 a.m., when B.T. (the rotters) put the local call rate up. Isn't this sad - neglecting my children?

Yes, I guess that if you do actually neglect the children it is sad, but if you do remember you have children and actually DO get them ready, it is not as bad as it can be.
I'm supposed to be writing 3 essays now.

Naughty! Go and do your homework or you'll end up in hot water!

I will...one day...

One day what? Hot water, trouble or both?

One day I'll have a hot water shower, and do my work.

Ahh, right! Get ye back to work then....

I will, one day...
There doesn't seem to be many people here, does there?

There is me here now.

I have become readddicted to h2g2 since shortly before christmas, after having briefly partially kicked the habit to concentrate on work I am now more addicted than ever. I even stayed up until 3am this morning conversing with people in the USA.

I've been on no later than 1:40, and no earlier than 8:30.. but have dreamt about H2G2.
But alas, I can't be so addicted as I'm going home to eat.

But going home to eat when most people have already had lunch.

I have to admit that H2G2 has replaced Tetris as my 'Oh my God I'm bored' distraction at work and wife, cats, horse, general domestic duties and 6:00a.m. starts tend to limit my evening connections, however, I have noticed a disturbing upward trend in my phone bill

Please do not mention phone bills, we have had similar conversations before and the phone bill and it's adjunct the ISP bill kind of took over.

Personally I come to H2G2 even when I'm not bored.

I'm addicted!
I now know the locations of the best computers to view this site in several different rooms, that is the best one in each separate location!

I am close to becoming a piece of furniture in the library due to the amount of time I spend here.

Its got to the point where I start the evening in the education dept, then move to the college computer room so as not to arouse as much suspicion!

I've got a few IRL friends I've developed as a result of being in here so long.