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Good morning One-eye, how are things?

Don't worry Ping, I'll have that oup whenever you're better...

Ping: Little betder dank you. Betder dill when you arrive.

JAR: G'morning Titania!

Sure we are. I'm also lucky because it started to snow half an hour ago and it may finally end with the white Christmas.

Dunno 'bout the frolicking-part, but it's definetely a sad, sad, world... But we've been through that discussion before...

Anyhoo, my deepest sympathies for you, JAR, since you are working when others are on holiday...

*walks over to lab*
aahh... looks like it's done
*places a large kettle with gløgg on the centermost table. Also raisins and chopped almonds for the gløgg, a box of "Kong Haakon" (chocolates) and a box of gingersnaps*
Though I'd fix something extra today
*rummages around in suitcase, takes out s, hands these out*

Allow me to quote one of our times greatest authors: "You lucky, lucky bastard!" I still have hopes for a white christmas myself... but no snow yet...

*marvels at One-Eyes bundle of joys* [btw, it's <-gift-> ]

whatever...
s it is then...

Hi Titania!

Snow??? Lucky you, Hatifnat!!!!!

Oh, yes the s.
*looks for that enormous bag she had brought this morning*
Here it is.
*hands her out and puts the ones for those not here yet to the side, so they'll find them later*

When do you actually all get your prezzies on the 24th or the 25th?

the 24th, of course!! We are, after all, civilized people up here in the cold north... (kinda, anyway)

*suddenly, 1-is eyebrows disappear, and a faint scent of burnt hair emanates*

Thanks for the , btw

On the 24th evening at the dinner.
The snow came here from Norway, over Finland. I wonder if it was kept specially for us.

It was our gift to you, our friends in the east! (Least we can pretend it was a gift from us...)

*jingle*
Hello folks
It just started to snow outside Just a few flakes here and there, but still!
Maybe the brat can use the ski-gear we bought her, in an optimistic moment, after all.
I had a day from hell yesterday, so I hope I can relax in the cafe with you today.

Hi Bumblebee, nice to see you again!

*wonders what happened to 1-i's eyebrows and whether an one-eye also only has one eyebrow*

Well, right now, this one-eye has no eyebrows... But usually I have two. One for the eye I use (right), and one for the non-functional one(that makes this one left, right?)...

Welcome Bumblebee! Snow you too? I'm starting to fear it's only me and One-Eye's parts of these woods that wont get the white stuff... You bought ski-gear? Hmm... *thinks of endless days in the hills, fighting whith poor waxing, wet snow and high winds* hehehe

Right! or was it left? Anyway...

Anyway? What do you mean? That it doesn't matter if one goes right or left? I, for one, think that it is very important to choose the right path. Or the left one. As long as it's right for you, it doesn't matter what's left for me....

I'm happy to announce: The Aroma Caf�, the Xmas edition is hereby open! http://www.h2g2.com/F26140?thread=94689&post=782022 Bring your gifts and favourite mugs and gather in this season to be jolly!