h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sounds like you had quite some fun already.
Myself? Yes, fine, thanks.
Just got a bit confused right now when I took such an internet-personality-test to keep myself occupied. As a result they adviced me not to learn German so what does that mean? And what am I supposed to do now?

Hi JAR! Fine morning indeed.

Feffi, what test was that? Have any of you ever tried any of the iq-tests on the web? I've tried a few - kind of fun. Not sure about the credibility of the results, but hey - at least they make you feel smarter

True about those IQ-tests.. I took one at thespark, and was rated a MasterMind...

this is all really confusing to me... i'm from the u.k and don't know what the hell st. lucia day is!
IIEM, a strong black coffe pleas....

Well, I also did this Thesparks test (being a Mastermind,too and feeling very smart now ) and that was the one that says you are such and such a person and btw don't learn German. So what do they want to say with that?
Anyway I also did another IQ-test before and in the end it said, well this one was very short so we are not telling you anything but when you got more than 25 points you're already quite good (honestly, I think you propably can't get anything below 26...)
Once I did kind of a research thing on these psychological online tests and it's unbelievable but either they tell you this general stuff that basically fits anyone (well, that's fine with me) but some of them come up with things like you must be really depressed and very likely to commit suicide just because you stated that you're favourite colour is blue (and believe me I really think I am not endangered to commit suicide in the near future )

oh dear, somebody once told me it's against the netiquette to post such long statements - sorry

Hi Drac,
just follow Titanias links and you'll be enlightened
Otherwise just enjoy the cookies, I guess that's also ok.

hmmmm... cookies r good! is there any command for the smilies, or do they just appear? ~

Well, now you know about the smilies - you can click on them to see the whole selection of smilies & how to make them.

Like

or

See that tray on the counter over there? Just take some, Titania made them.
And I think Bumblebee's magic tin is also still around somewhere...*looking around*... ah, over there...help yourself

*takes a cookie herself*

hmmm. IIEM, a cappucino, please.

oops, guess I am still a bit confused, somehow thought you were lookin gfor the cookies...

IIEM: Coffee, please.. And one for Ping..

Hello there Drac! I didn't see you at first.. You're new here, no? In that case, welcome! I hope you will find this a nice place.. I have at least...

Heh heh
Just took thesparks bitch test - I'm 42% bitch

does the IIEM serve blood substitute?
i just happen to be a vampire...

Don't know about the blood, sorry.
But I took the bitch test, too just now. Well only 36% (lower than average), so relax everyone...

mebe that shoulda been

Vampire? *cringes, then tries to regain posture, succeeds only somewhat* Uhm... I guess the IIEM should be able to serve blood.....

Hey all.

*looks very doubtfully at Drac to make sure he isn't doing anything.....dangerous*

IIEM - a lazy cat' please.

*starts getting a little bit uncomfortable*
ehm, what about some tomato juice, I am sure IIEM can serve that

*thinks*
or try "the regular", you should like that we had some nice experiences with that...
*hehe*

Morn Sol! Do you think it would be too much trouble to appear on the sky over my hometown soon? No sun for three months now.. (apart from an occational half-an-hour every three weeks or so...) How have you been? We've missed you all....

I took the S-Park test and it said I am
50% Chef
10% Kenny
35% Cartman
5% Kyle

Although I suspect this is a different test.