h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

>We may have some Schrodinger's doughnuts in the box over there, but I never know until I check.

*Kitty applies Physicisty-Catness to the doughnut box, opens the lid and there they are*

mmm that's a nice hot chocolate, and the cinnamon is beautifully infused into it!

[Mog peers at the doughnuts which have just appeared] Well, I'll dagnabbed! You are one cool cat!

[He hesitates, pondering how this sounded with his Louis Armstrong voice.] ... Wonder if I oughta do something about this voice o' mine ...

*Kitty thinks that he had to gain some physics skills waiting for aendr to write her DPhil thesis in atmospheric physics all those years ago*

Ok, I'll have one of those.

*Wonders whether the uncertainty principle is preventing him from deciding whether to eat a or not*

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[Mog] Aw, just eat one, BB!

Well, Irv, which would be better -- a new wall, or some sort of lion door?

*Kitty looks at the hole a bit shamefacedly.*
*Kitty paces up and down around the hole, stretches up to reach the top, pokes the rubble a bit, pokes at the top a bit, dislodging some more bricks, shakes the dust off his fur, bounds through and disappears into the distance*

*Kitty comes back (using the RIGHT browser this time) dragging something wrapped in a very big bit of tarp. The corner isn't quite covered and it looks a little like an old oak studded door, such as one might find in the castles of gothic horror novels.*

*brings in a box of freshly baked s, this time with lots of HUDs*

I'd forgotten just how popular the HUDs were! I think I might discontinue Schroedinger ones though. There is a significant probability of there being a cat in the box, rather than a donut and I guess customers don't really like their food scratching back!

The Moebius and Brownian Motion doughnuts are popular, too.

*picks out a brownian motion doughnut and watches the sprinkles jitter around on the chocolate icing*

Brownian motion ? Can you power a infinite improbabilty drive with one ofmthose?

Did that "m" come in by Brownian motion??

Probably.... or improbably, pössibly... or not...

[Mog looks around for any Bambleweeny 57 sub-meson brains.]

Is that a kind of doughnut?

[Mog] No. That'd be silly. [goes on a long, rambling explanation of the Hitchhiker's Guide reference]

*Suspects it is a flavour also, after all..*

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