h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So you think this caretaker have been idle and avoiding her duties, do you? Not so!
I hereby have the honor to present to you, dear café-guests, new ones and regulars:
A brand new thread!
As the summer-season have started here on the Northern hemisphaere, I've given the walls a stroke of fresh paint, with a hint of yellow sunshine. The curtains that are wafting in the warm breeze, are light-light green. The tables have clean, white tablecloths and there's a big bouquet of flowers on top of the pianola. The jukebox have a whole new section of your favorite summer-hits.
The backdoor is open, to let in the smell of cut grass and to give us have a glimpse of the lush forest on the other side of the meadow. If somebody calls, my cell-phone sounds like a blue-tit.
The Deep Purple Sofa is still deep purple, and IIEM (Infinite Improbable Espresso Machine) fresh with clean filters, is still serving any beverage you want, without alcohol, of course.
As soon as the order goes through, there will be fresh doughnuts.

*Takes a deep breath* Welcome to the Café! *bows*

It's something !

IIEM, a blue java, please!

*takes her and sits in the doorway*

It's something !

IIEM, a blue java, please!

*takes her and sits in the doorway*

*Gently removes Hati's coffee-cup and replace it with the FTTF-mug*
Here you go, Hati! Congratulations!

Gee! I did it, I did it!

*jumps up and down and turns a somersault*

Gee! I did it, I did it!

*jumps up and down and turns a somersault*

[Mog] IIEM, gimme a triple espresso with an extra shot of espresso, and a shot of espresso on the side (with an extra shot of espresso). And make it strong this time.

*sips , looks the sunset*

/* Jingle-jingle */

/* Looks around at the fresh coat of paint. */

Nice! How long has it been since the café has gotten freshened up like this?

IIEM, a coffee and a bowl of water, please.

/* Places /___\ on floor. */

...since January 9th.
Isn't it nice to have a nice and clean Café?

And look what I found when I cleard out the old cupboard!
A416918 the Waterworks map! Look! The Aroma Café, that's us!
I haven't seen this since before Rupert.

IIEM, a large frappé, please.

hi all, can I ask a favour, can I be included on the Cafe page, I've been present for a good while. Oh can I have an too?

I'd love to include you, but it's only the proprietor that can do that, and he's been missing since, oh I don't know..last year?
*Thinks*
I wonder if it's possible to get access to the page if we ask Peta or some italic person?

I don't know but I am afraid it's impossible.
Something like this was going on in Foxy Manor and eventually they just made a new manor as Matt didn't come back after Rupert. He only put the entry back but as it seems that's not enough.

I have thought about just copying the page and move it to one of my own, but then we would loose all the links to the rest of this village. I really don't want that. Did you ask any of the italics for help, Hati?

I was not involved there. I think GB did it.

I'd give Irv a little while to turn up first. School is about to let out, and he may turn up about now.

Yes, that's what I've been hopeing for too, d'E, that he'll show up when the scool takes summer-holiday. He's been away for a long while before, but he always shows up in the end.
Now it's even possible to put up the picture:
A750638 (You'll have to scroll a bit down.)

[Mog] Cool! But I hope Irv gets back ... so he can add my Usual to the menu ... and so we can get the Trial of Affy back up and running ...

IIEM please, a cup of and a would be nice!!!!!
I will just sit here by the window and watch the green grass and the trees,if you don´t mind, I have just survived a really though day, so this is a comforting place,( Thank you BB)... And hello Hati and everyone, is the sun warm? is there any blue -berrycake?