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Post 1

Jabberwock

New game. The idea first appeared on Sarah Silverman's Twitter game: tweakonewordtomakeitdeep

But we don't have to make it deep. Ludicrous or whatever you fancy will do me. Just change one word (or phrase, even) in a sentence, a well-known sentence or one you've made up or anything in between.We could include real mistakes too. smiley - biggrin

My first entry:

smiley - drumroll

(In a restaurant) - No tripping.



next please:




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Post 2

Taff Agent of kaos


may you live in interesting pyjamassmiley - winkeye

smiley - bat


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Post 3

Jabberwock


smiley - ok Brilliant!


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Post 4

Jabberwock


And now...Welcome to the Yuk Factor!


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Post 5

Taff Agent of kaos


greetings spot pickerssmiley - ermsmiley - blush

smiley - bat


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Post 6

BeowulfShaffer

May the horse be with you.


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Post 7

Taff Agent of kaos


veni, vidi, velcro,

we came, we saw, we stuck around,

smiley - bat


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Post 8

BeowulfShaffer

If the same work is used multiple times can I change all instances of it? For example:
Cheese? Don't talk to me about Cheese!


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Post 9

Taff Agent of kaos


here i am, penis the size of a planetsmiley - winkeye

smiley - bat


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Post 10

BeowulfShaffer

"My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre," Ford muttered to himself, "and that I am therefore excused from saving Kittens."


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Post 11

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

if at first you don't succeed, sod it and go back to bed


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Post 12

Jabberwock


Post 8 is disgusting as far as I'm concerned, Beo. Disgusting and good smiley - ok

A Mars a day helps you work, rest and play the piano.

A new rule, the's and an's and such aren't counted. This should help things.

Jabssmiley - smiley


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Post 13

BeowulfShaffer

A lay a day keeps the doctor away.


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Post 14

Jabberwock

smiley - laughsmiley - ok



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Post 15

BeowulfShaffer

to pun or not to pun, that is the question


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Post 16

myk

Tis cold: have you got yur spaggetti vest on!?


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Post 17

BeowulfShaffer

Not sure if ya'll read this comic but it work ok if you just get the Hitchhikers part
Any plan where you lose your towel is a bad plan.


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Post 18

Reality Manipulator

Lairds, Lassies and handymen here we are bored again at this suspicious event, so lets try and raise our selves from the floor and raise a toast.smiley - bubbly


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Post 19

Reality Manipulator

Raining cats and dogfish.


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Post 20

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Can it be more than one word? For instance:

It it had been a snake, it would have offered me an apple.


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