h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ahui hou Hyp ( hey I am in Hawaii, and I think we can come up with some nifty hawaiiana to cover the bribe thing, we got STUFF step over into the grass shack and let's talk story over some kona coffee haupia cake and plan. Oh to do that HOOTOO that you do so well.......
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TheGeekMom

Hey there Glad you made it

Hi GeekMom. Welcome to h2g2. This is a great website. I am sure you will enjoy yourself here and make lots of friends.

I appreciate your offer of Kona coffee. I'm afraid it is difficult to locate in my part of the world. And is very dear when you can find it.

Thanks for coming by our campaign headquarters. We would apprecuate your support in the upcoming election.

Greetings and Aloha Hypatia,
I am brewing some vanilla macadamia nut coffee, here at the grass shack, your hui (headquarters) in Hawaii, we have Samoan Bob (better looking than the rock and he can cook too Aunty Tina (kumu hula and resident lady martial artist) Aunty Kupuna Chun( she's 80 chinese hawaiian, makes the best portuguese bean soup) and Tita ( a tita is one tough lady, da kine who can kick butt without mussing her manicure or hair)Kalona, to take care of any little problems that might come up
so sista tell us what you need and we do da kine up right hawaiian style eh

Ahui hou
TheGeekMom

Wow. We should get lots of votes with all of that wonderful food and beverages. Thanks.

My husband was Portuguese. I am drooling at the thought of the bean soup. How much does Tita Kalona charge to kick butt? If the campaign gets nasty, we will need her.

We may also need your special Hawaiian ...uhm...herbal mixture. ===== ~~~