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Jo (Dead) Posted Nov 7, 1999
I like The Priest (the song that I quoted from),Circle Game and Big Yellow Taxi. 
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Danisbackfromlunch Posted Nov 10, 1999
Hmmm....
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Spend your life with a plastic boy
or girl by your side
Let your pal be your guide
blah, blah, blah!
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Jo (Dead) Posted Nov 10, 1999
..And when it breaks down or starts to annoy
Or grinds when it moves and gives you no joy
'Cos it's eaten your hat or had sex with your cat
Or climbed up the wall or ripped up the door
And it gets to the point you can't stand anymore
Bring it to us, we won't give a fig.
We'll tell you:
GO STICK YOUR HEAD IN A PIG!!
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Danisbackfromlunch Posted Nov 10, 1999
Ahhhh...... The Sirius Cybernetics Corporation, complaint division!
True poetry!
Well Done!
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Danisbackfromlunch Posted Nov 10, 1999
Okay, that's enough!
Gee, you give people an inch and they take a mile!
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Danisbackfromlunch Posted Nov 10, 1999
And I would walk five hundred more....
Just to be the man to walk 500 miles and wind up at your door...
La lala - La lala
Da la di da Da la di da Da Da
Does anyone remember who sang that song???
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Jo (Dead) Posted Nov 10, 1999
I just remember the "And I would walk 500 more" lyric.
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Nov 10, 1999
no.
This one is not my own, but you still won't have heard it, 'cause it's my fathers. BTW, does anybody know what the deal is with copywrites on stuff posted to this site? We aren't giving all our rights to h2g2 by posting this here, are we?
I ate the neighbor's dog for breakfast
It made my tummy hurt
So I walked to to the toad pond
And ate a bullfrog for dessert
People tell me I'm a country ham and
Scrambled Eggs
I ain't like other folk
But every time I lift my leg
I get the urge to croak:
Pepto Bismal
It'll straigten up yer tummy when you get to feelin' funny wanna chuck it all over your shoes
Pepto Bismal
When you think you've got somethin' to lose
©19?? by my father
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Lou Lou, Pauly and Karlito (Patron Saint of Senility, Triplets and Woking) Muuuhhhahahahahahahahaha......give me cheese and then Posted Nov 10, 1999
Talking about sleazy lines from songs can anyone tell me where this one comes from.Theres a party in my pants and i want you all to come!!!.And yes this is a real and published line....
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Nov 10, 1999
Irving Washington, this is what h2g2 say about copyright in the "Don't Panic" part of the guide
Anything you create on h2g2 is done under the condition that you grant us non-exclusive copyright to distribute the material in any way that we want. You are perfectly free to take what you have written and re-publish it somewhere else, as you still own copyright over the material too, but as we plan to distribute the Guide in various formats in the coming years, we need to be sure that we own the copyright on everything on h2g2.
These terms are expressed in more detail in our section on our Terms and Conditions.
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Waxer Posted Nov 10, 1999
The Proclaimers (Don't remember the "Da li da da.." bit tho"!!)
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Nov 10, 1999
So... they won't sue me for performing my own songs without their permission... but I can't sue them, either... that's fair. Just as long as I can sue any other [explitive deleted]s who steal my stuff...
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Anonymouse Posted Nov 11, 1999
I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more Just to be the man who Walked a thousand miles To fall down at your door
The Proclaimers -- 500 Miles. 
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- 21: Jo (Dead) (Nov 7, 1999)
- 22: Researcher 99947 (Nov 7, 1999)
- 23: Jo (Dead) (Nov 8, 1999)
- 24: Danisbackfromlunch (Nov 10, 1999)
- 25: Jo (Dead) (Nov 10, 1999)
- 26: Danisbackfromlunch (Nov 10, 1999)
- 27: Jo (Dead) (Nov 10, 1999)
- 28: Danisbackfromlunch (Nov 10, 1999)
- 29: Jo (Dead) (Nov 10, 1999)
- 30: Danisbackfromlunch (Nov 10, 1999)
- 31: Jo (Dead) (Nov 10, 1999)
- 32: Danisbackfromlunch (Nov 10, 1999)
- 33: Jo (Dead) (Nov 10, 1999)
- 34: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Nov 10, 1999)
- 35: Jo (Dead) (Nov 10, 1999)
- 36: Lou Lou, Pauly and Karlito (Patron Saint of Senility, Triplets and Woking) Muuuhhhahahahahahahahaha......give me cheese and then (Nov 10, 1999)
- 37: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Nov 10, 1999)
- 38: Waxer (Nov 10, 1999)
- 39: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Nov 10, 1999)
- 40: Anonymouse (Nov 11, 1999)
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