h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Since the Jam is in daniel's place, it is the middle of summer...

What kind of evil-doer saves a snowball with grit in it in their freezer just to throw it at my buddy Jinx?

- X

*scrapes snow off face and grit out of eyes*

Yow, that grit hurts!

And it went down my back.
Thank you for sticking up for me, Jimi.

Gritty snowballs and iceballs are against the Geneva Snowball Treaty!

So are dum-dum bullets and triangular-bladed knives...
(Oops, wrong Geneva accords! )

Funny, I never heard of the Snowball Treaty. Where I live, the more road cinders in the ice ball, the better!

- X

*shivers*

I found the dum-dum bullet in a dictionary the other day and I just cried at it.

But I'll bet you'd enjoy a Dum-Dum lollypop!

My family wrote alternate lyrics to the Twelve Days of Christmas Might that be a good project for this group?

~Irving

I like that idea! But should we start with one or twelve?

Or nine

Ha! You all thought the gritty snowball hit its mark! Don't you know what a terrible shot hedgehogs are?!

Goodness! I was wondering what that cold, damp feeling around my ankles was!

For a snowball that missed, it was incredibly painful.

Let's just sit and drink some mulled wine and commiserate about our snow wounds, Jinx. Know any good Xmas drinking songs?

Oh great, Xmas songs! I'll just get a pint of wassail and I'll join you!

Here's some wine. My theory is, as soon as we're drunk, we'll have some good drinking songs.

Bill Cosby (in -standup- form.. not that bozo on the tube!).

"How long can you tread water, Noah?"

I *love* his stand-up stuff, 'Nonnie!

I don't watch much telly. Only Monty Python videos. Monty Python rules.

*grins* Yup... that's the stuff...

"Uhm.. Why not make it rain three days and three nights and wait for the sewers to back up?"


'Nonnie