h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*frightened*

*humbly re-enters the revival carrying a large batch of fresh brownies drizzled in carmel*
ummm...just wondering if anyone would care for a bite or two of these?? seems i had a vision in my sleep last night, in this vision i was told that if i baked them they would come....(wonder who "they" are??)...anyway, i baked and am now here to share in the goodness of the brownie
monsy

And NOT A MOMENT TOO SOON! Gimmie those brownies! I must make sure they're ORTHODOX brownies, or it's off to the stake with you, Monsy! WHERE ARE THE WALNUTS?

da Baron
Lord High Inquisitor CotTB

BROWNIELUIA!! Truly our prayers have been answered!! Thank you, Sister Monsy!

I have eaten of the Brownie....And the brownie was GOOD!

And Monsy becomes favored among all bakers. Let us rejoice!

*Blush* awww...shucks...*Blush*.....all i did was carry out the wishes of my vision
and baron.....the walnuts are in these right here on the right side of the tray
monsy

Hmm, they look truly righteous! (Takes a walnut Brownie)

And the Prophet Speaks!

Yemf thatff righff mmmf (swallows)
Sorry about that. I shouldn't speak with my mouth full, but with all these Brownies around...

The Prophet speaks again!

Ask not what you can do for the Brownie!

Ask what the Brownie can do for YOU!

Hail Monsy, full of grace
the brownies are with thee.
Blessed art they among confectionary.
And blessed art the recipe
of thy good cookbook.

Holy Monsy, keeper of fishies
pray let us have some.
Now, and at the hour of our feasting.
Ah Yum

Ah Yum
*reaches for a brownie*

*Still gripped in Holy Ecstacy* Brownielulia! I have seeeen the liiiiight!!!!

*Falls to knees in front of Archbishop Marv the Grate* Give me your blessing! Forgive my errant ways! I am a sinner! I have eaten PIE! I have eaten CAKE! I have baked COOKIES! Forgive, forgive!

*Tears streaming down face*

Forgive them Brownie, they know not what they do!
Praise the Brownie.

Amen. Browniellulah, pass that plate.

In the end days their will be false brownies and rumours of cookies, and gypsy creams shall engulf the world only those who adhere to the true path of Browniehood will remain strong against the evil treats.

(Adopts solemn Prophet voice)
And yea, hear ye, only those who have rejected the ways of sin and have been Fed Again, taking the Brownie deep into their hearts and stomachs, shall be saved!! (Reaches for another Brownie)

Fear not damnation my children! For the Brownie goes with you in your times of need. All is good when you remember that you have the Brownie with you! -Archbishop Marv

*DD has a brownie with him*

*Makes short measure of brownie it is now in him*