h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ye shall be added! And welcome to the fold!
-Archbishop Marv

Many thanks Archbishop...

as my name gets longer...and longer...and longer.

Now <> where's the fudge everyone's been talking about?

Triv

Marv

Having lately over-indulged in Marmite, I feel remorseful and bereft without a sweet accompaniment to my coffee.

Is there room for one more in the pews?

I feel I could be of service as a Hearer of Woes & Proxy Queuer

May the cocoa be sprinkled plentifully

The Wall, you most certainly are welcome here. I am glad to see that possible differences might be overlooked in the worship of the True Brownie.
Please let me know what you would like as your title.
-Archbishop Marv

My last post may be of some suprise for you. Please disregard any mention of any differences, there are apparently two (or more) The Walls.

Your Eminence

I am "The [original] Wall" after which others were fashioned.
It is most satisfying to hear of other Walls. I will seek them
out and maybe we could get together and form a building.


Anyway, title: Hearer of Woes and Proxy Queuer.

Crumbs on your plate
The Wall

Ask and it shall be my friend! Alas, not all that share your name are as friendly and well mannered as you.
-Archbishop Marv

Thomas you are welcome as well! I missed you in the sudden rush.
My apologies.
-Archbishop Marv

No problem, I get missed all the time! And thanks. I feel more browniriffic already.

Oh I LOVE brownies! Can I join? What do I have to do to join? Does it have to do with eating brownies?

Well, you can join simply by asking!

Welcome, but I need to know what you would like your title to be.
-Archbishop Marv

Beats me. I'm just an eater of brownies.

And there your title shall be.
Welcome to our little family!
-Archbishop Marv

Yay! Where do I go to eat some delicious brownies?

Why here of course!

Thank you!
*Devours brownies*

Wow! We truly are booming, Archbishop! We may have to hold a fundraiser to expand the church. It would have to be a bake sale, of course.

G7

Or I could just go out and threaten to beat people up......

While both sound like very good ideas, I am sure that we are not allowed to beat people up. Unless they are pagan heathens of course...

I am here seeking salvation, I have been a chocolate sinner most of my life.I was never picky in my chocolate choosings, anything would do from cake to carob chips. I now see the evil of my ways and would like to repent. I now know the only true chocolate goodie is the BROWNIE!!! Please please accept me as a member of your church for I am weak and may return to my sinner ways without your strength to guide me oh Marv the Grate.