h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Please come in and take a load off of you soul! -Archbishop Marv

I have decided that in order to save my soul I must give up on my heathen ways. I confess....I was a brownie hoarder. My cupboards overfloweth with betty crocker and pillsbury brownie mixes. I have hidden(under my bed) chopped nuts of many varieties.

I come here a Sinner and hope to leave here Delivered.

Do you require a Spit-Shiner for the great altar?

Please, O' Marv... Deliver me from my pit of debauchery!

Rise up my son and repent! You shall be saved you just need to mix up all of those brownies and give them to the poor the hungry to anyone who want a brownie! Welcome to the fold my friend and you may want to come say hello to your fellow travelers in this quest for the True Brownie. -Archbishop Marv

By the way, you can find the main conversation here, http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?thread=35712&forum=25058

Your Holiness Archbishop Grate...

I come before you on a holy quest, my liege and I have trained many years depriving myself of the sweet goodness of the cao cao tree, and in many hours of meditation have I trained the focus of my mind. Please take me on as a humble servant to the faith... Protector of the Chocolate.

Your abject and humble servant, J Murphy

Your Holiness Archbishop Grate...

I come before you on a holy quest, my liege and I have trained many years depriving myself of the sweet goodness of the cao cao tree, and in many hours of meditation have I trained the focus of my mind. Please take me on as a humble servant to the faith... Defender of the Chocolate.

Your abject and humble servant, J Murphy

sorry in my apparent religious zeal I hit a button one time too many...

Having been saved from my parlous state by your church's munificence, I humbly crave a boon: membership of your evangelical cocoa solids community. Could I be 'human shield in case of a holy war'?

Welcome my brothers. Be at one with the Brownie. -Archbishop Marv

May I join your church? Thank You

Ben.. It doth make me think that perhaps we should team up... I'll defend the Chocolate using you as the human shield? Drop me a line and we can work out battle cries and all if you fancy. There's a war on flavor out there and we have work to do!

J Murphy
Defender of the Chocolate

Oh great guide and counsel, I have read and wept over the truth of the words of the brownie. However, it seems to me in my humble ignorance that the Church requires a Sacred Virgin. Ostentatious and proud a request as it is, I would like to offer my pure services to the greater goodness that is _the brownie_. Please think me not overbold - my only motivation is chocolate.

Hehe.

Loreth, Welcome. We are in need of a virgin. Please to look about the place and have fun in the blessing of the Brownie. -Archbishop Marv

Nope, it's Ioreth. But thank you, oh master. Thou art brownie.

I come before you as a non-official representative of the fair realm of Damogran, under the rule of the Just and Wise Queen bluDragon. I am also a member of the Freedom From Faith Foundation. I am billypilgrim, Lady of Nottingham (erm, even though I've never been anywhere near Nottingham). I have travelled far and wide throughout the Guide in search of Truth, Justice, and the Chocolate Way. But lo, I must confess, m'lord (lady...?) that I have sinned, for I too am a fan of the "blonde" brownie, and have been known, on occasion, to make the "pan cookie", which many denounce as a bastardization of the One True Brownie. (bows head, seeking forgiveness)

I throw myself at your mercy (poor mercy; always having things hurled at it).

Right. Enough of that. Shall I just pop over to the main forum, then?

Could I get a link with my name? U33706. Thanks!

Sorry bout that. It will be fixed and spelled properly. And Welcome All!

*flap, flap, flap*
~a dragon appears in the sky...~
*CRASH, THUD*
Oops, sorry! didn't mean to drop those Damogranian brownies on your head like that...
*brush, brush*
[hmmmm... they still look ok...]
*AHEM*
HRH, the Dragon Queen of Damogran brings greetings to Archbishop Marv the Grate, Church of the True Brownie! We also bring warm Damogranian brownies from the wondrous kitchens of the Royal Baker, Ændr. We are partial to fudgie, moist brownies, with pecans, and a light drizzle of carmel on top. Warm. With cold milk.
*drool*
P'rhaps we better test these, just to make sure they made the trip all right.
*chomp, smack*
hmmm...seem *gulp* to be OK.
*offers Damogranian brownie, respectfully, to the Archbishop*

We herewith make humble supplication for membership in the Church of the True Brownie; as we have spent much of our life in 'Quest of Chock'lit' and the 'Perfect Brownie'. And as we are true believers in making brownies from 'scratch' and only use mixes in cases of severe chock'lit deprivation. And, as we are also believers in the precepts of the Freedom from Faith Foundation, and Damogran is completely without religious inclinations of any kind, this is a personal, private, and completely individual request for membership. From me, blu. The bluDragon. Without crown or court.

So could I join? Huh? Could I? Please? Huh, Huh? Better late than never. Please, please, huh?

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PS We would, of course, be very honored if you should deign to visit Damogran sometime. http://www.h2g2.com/A230545 Purely social and recreational. No boring speeches or tedious ceremonies. An' you could try some of my speshul 'interesting' lemonade. It's highly thought of in some circles.

Welcome at last my dear bluDragon. We will be happy to have you in our ranks... -Archbishop Marv

*bows and curtsys deeply*
BEHOLD!
The Power of Chock'lit...


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