h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

An Unwritten Natural Law:

If you've been drinking alcohol to excess,
your vomit will contain diced carrot.

Actually, it's bits of your stomach lining. Yeughh!!

Don't forget the tomato skins - there's always tomato skins. I think Jasper Carrot mentioned it several hundred times.

Pip

I don't care what it looks like. It's still bits of your stomach lining!

and when you're drunk, you always walk up hill

I tend to walk into the pub paranoid and self-conscious.
As I walk out later that night, I know that everyone in there is my new found friend.

The drunker you get the better you sing. Well at least, that's what you remember.

Is a tomato a fruit or a vedgetable?

It's a fruit. Rule of thumb: If the seeds are contained within something 'fleshy', it's a fruit. So apples, oranges and tomatoes are fruit. So are marrows and cucumbers. If there are no obvious seeds, it's a vegetable (e.g., potato, cabbage, turnip). I *think* strawberries are also vegetables, technically, because the seeds are outside the fleshy bit. I could be wrong about that, though.