h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I wonder if there's a collection of Izzard Greats on h2g2??? *wonders off, looking...*

*Appears in blue flash of light.
Waves Magic Pork Pie.
Disappears in disappointing non-flash of anything*

~Begins writing cult sermon number 665~

Alright, I realize that I'm not yet an official member of this cult (no name mention on the main page, last I checked) but I would like to solicit this society's help in my campaign for dictator of H2G2. I think a militant dictatorial theocracy is exactly what the people of H2G2 want, and with the Righteous Knights of Kettering at my back, that's exactly what I can give them. And I'll tell you what I can give all of you. Appart from assured certificates of immunity from my Riegn of Terror, you can all have free wine! I'm giving away glasses of "The Masque's Special Red Election Wine" to anyone promising to vote for me in the upcoming presidential election in a side forum at the F&F which can be reached at http://www.h2g2.com/F24306?thread=70611 To anyone contributing directly to my campaign I am giving away whole bottles! This wine is magical, and its properties are wonderous! So drop on by the F&F for some wine, and drop by my HQ at http://www.h2g2.com/A410239 to show your support for my cause! /Red

And there was a fiery furnace beneath his seat and the Saviour did place thoughts in his nether regions, wherein dwelt that which hath been called his mind, and he was brought forth into the light again.
Then rejoice and speak the name of Gavin the Oraynge. Anoint them with Kumquat brandy for amongst them shall be one who is confused.
What greater joy shall a man have than that his meretricious ramblings be turned to raspberry jelly?
Did I see a pert Californian babe around here somewhere?

Verily this is one learned well in the lore of Kettering.

By the way, sorry to say that my offer of a theocracy has expired with the news that STUMPED and a STUMPED based government will, in fact, be part of my campaign. However, if you'd this cult would like to make a campaign contribution (Go now and vote Masque before the polls close!) I'd be sure to remember when I seized control, and I'd institute the Righteous Knights of Kettering as the State Religion!

*Pops in through a pork pie hole*

Phwzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

*Pops back out again*

Well, the election was a bust... there's always next time.

Oh yehhhhhhhh. I'm back.

I'm bad.

Who's yoh daddehhhhhh?

I think you'll find it's me. Vladimir. They cut me down. They cut off my connection. But on the 3rd year, I rose again and yea, they were sore afraid for I will smite them down with almighty vengeance.

Kettering is where it's at. Oh yeh. And verily and stuff.