h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The Kettering Police Department welcomes your input

http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/3186/

Wow.

Who would have thought that a small town of dubious repute in the northamptonshire countryside could have inspired a whole US city and/or police department!

Vlad.

Did you ask them if they wanted to post a link to this thread?

Hmmm... Kettering Police department. Oh, I hope you guys don't mind, I took some of the Knights out to work as security for the Parade held last week. Kettering Knights in full riot gear can be pretty imposing

Haven't seen you around in a while, Vlad, you go on hiatus? How are you doing, Tunes?

I went on a mighty quest, spreading the news of the judgement in the northwest.

Oh, and doing a spot of gardening.

Vlad.

Ooooh!

Look what i found!

http://www.wicksteedpark.co.uk/

*Chuckle*

Vlad.

When Merkin gets back, we should get him to put up some RKK (Righteous Knights of Kettering) links -- like this one and the police department.

Speaking of adjustments to the page, I think I'm going to start letting my alter ego (The Mask of the Red Rejection eMail) take over some of my duties as Potentate of Pletheral Punishment. He's just more villanous and suited to the job than I am!

~Irving

I was thinking of releaseing my alter ego as well. Beware Ralf Rotton spreading fear, loathing and black jelly beans

I tremble with antici.............








.......pation.

~A tall dark figure in black with a long, flowing, blood red cape secured about his neck by a silver onrament enters the room. He is wearing an oversized crimson mask that covers his entire head. It is in the shape of a skull, very like what one might see at a Dios de los Muertos celebration. He is armed with a rapier, and he looms in the doorway~

I understand you've been antici....












....pating my entrance. I am the Mask of the Red Rejection eMail. Fear me! But please, call me Red, it's much shorter.

/Red

Or maybe nobody gives a hoot.

*Hoots like an Owl*

Okay, so *some*one gives *a* hoot.

well... maybe orange isn't quite my colour.. but light blue... that would work!!! oh please can I join your cult... please...

i can see you shiver in an..ti...ci...






say it





.....pation.... but maybe the rain has nothing to do with it at all... you just want to see me in the blue... and how about these men I brought.. they'd look good (well, to me at any rate!) in tight trousers....

please?????

Sheesh...I go off for a year-long sabbatical, on a vow of silence and baked beans, and everyone goes off branding me a heretic! It's not like I could say anything, since it was a very strict vow of silence...

And it had nothing to do with living in California--nothing at all. I already live there anyway, so there!

Deepest apologies that I missed the parade...

And yea, there was much rejoicing, for something happened.

Oy. This kumquat is getting uncomfortable...

Oh, I almost forgot.

My motto, which I had to write during my period of silence to anyone trying to talk to me:
Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.

So there!

Well, this surely isn't what I antici...













...pated. I should've refreshed the browser window, and seen that there was more...

Welcome Aboard, Fashion Cat! I'm the alter ego of a well established cult member! I guess you can call me Red for now! You sound perfectly suited to our cult!

hehe.. so that wasn't a red rejection email then saying 'buggroff, we dont want *you*' or is that round the corner, looking like a d**khead??? sorry, got carried away with Izzard there....

hehe.. so I can join your band of merry ahem... men then? cool, hip and groovy... sorry, I'll go turn him off before I get too into it all!!!

Hoot