h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Cute theory you have there. I could vouch for myself and say that I'm actually a student at UofA, and not an employee of TDV, but then, if I WERE an employee of TDV, that's exactly what I would say, now isn't it?

The question is, I guess, whether a TDV employee would even admit that a TDV employee would say that he or she was a UofA student if an actual internet user (if you believe that I am an actual internet user) was beginning to suspect that there was a ruse going on. But all of this is getting WAY too conspiratorial, if I'm not actually talking to you, I'll still pretend I am, which is not too much crazier than talking to myself, which I do regularly. So, (assuming you are who you say you are) you go to UofA? How do you like it? I'm applying for colleges, and I was looking at that one in particular.

I suppose it depends on what you like. The UofA has a great Medical program, if that's your thing. Football is big here. Me, I'm an English Major who wanted to go in State, would prefer to be in the desert in the fall, winter and spring to being in Flagstaff at the NAU, and didn't want to stay in Phoenix. Was that a run on sentence or just a long one? I'm so bad at that. What is your interest?

You're from Phoenix, too? This is too cool. I'm really into drama, my high school drama teacher, Mr. Helmstetter is the coolest. I've heard good things about the drama program at ASU, but like you, I have no desire to stay in Phoenix. Nothing against the city itself, it's just where I've always lived. Is the weather nice down there? I've never actually spent too much time in Tucson. What are your classes like?

This is just freaky. You're at North High? I went to North High! I loved Mr. H! The drama program down here is pretty big -- although we don't have Grady Gammage Auditorium. Maybe it seems bigger to me because I live right next to the Fine Arts Building. I'm actually thinking of declaring a Theatre Arts minor. Of course, I'm also thinking of declaring a Journalism minor. Or declaring an English/ Journalism Double Major with a Theatre Minor. Or changing to a Creative Writting/ Journalism Double major with a theatre minor. Or maybe a Creative Writting Major with a Journalism minor? How about a Journalism Major with a theatre/ creative writting double minor? So many choices, so little brain power.
Anyway, are you in the IB program at North? Do I know you? My real name is William and I graduated last year, if that helps...

Will Soland! Oh hey, I do know you! I'm Ben Williams, remember, I was in your Drama II class last year! That's so awsome that we ran into eachother! At least I know that if you ARE a TDV employee, you're a very, very resourceful one who has been stalking me and my freinds.

still a little paranoid are we? hehhehheh...interesting...
anyway -- what a funny coincidence that you guys know each other!!! (unless of course one of you is stalking the other...)
im guessing youre a senior right lizard? is it just me or do parents start to get REAL bitchy when the whole college application process starts a-rolling along...?
ah well i guess thats life
welcome again lizard!
-saffire

Yeah, parents really can be a pain just about now... I guess it IS their money, so they have SOME right to bitch... and don't even TALK to me about applying for scholarships!

Yeah, I remember when I was deciding on a college. First I just wanted to go to UofA. My reasons weren't the best (when I was a sophmore my girlfriend graduated and came here) but it was somewhere to go. My parents (more specifically my mother) insisted that I look at some alternatives. She gave me college guide books to look through and said I should pick ones that looked good. So I did. I picked out a few out of state schools that looked like they could be fun. Really small schools that were all non-traditional and liberal and everything. I really liked the look of Reed, for instance. But Noooo, my parents said either "too expensive" or "if it's that small there must be something wrong with it". So we decided on UofA. Again. (now if only I could get my ex girlfriend to stop flirting with me...)

Hey, I know you're all figments of my imagination! Pulling that old 'fancy running into you here' coincidence trick was a dead giveaway.

You're also clearly suffering from split personalities, and I recommend a couple of aspirin washed down with a very large amount of h2g2.

'sus

oops, you caught us, I mean me, I mean, dern this multipul personality problem. But since we're figments of YOUR imagination, how can we be suffering from split personality dissorder? YOU must be the one with the dissorder!

This is such a cool conversation. What a co-incidence you too meeting here!

Yeah, just don't start singing that annoying Disneyland song (It's a small world after all...) (Hear me scream as I pull out all of my hair to get that song out of my head).

its a small world after al-----------
*notices strange look on irvings face*
eh
forget that

-saffire

It's a small world after all, it's a small world after all, it's a small world after all it's a small, small, world! Sorry, Irving, you asked for it!

I haven't been to Disney. So I am immune. Don't know the song..

I think that it's not the song so much as the repetition. These little automated children sing that song over and over againg non-stop. First you hear it as you approach the ride, then as you wait in the seeminly endless line (it's a popular children's ride) then all the way through the ride itself (which is a very slow boat ride past the automated children in costumes from different countries around the "small world") until you desperately want it to stop when you get out, but (as I mentioned before) you have to get a ways away from the ride before you can't hear it anymore. By that time it's stuck firmly in your head and you hear it for the rest of the day.

Sounds like torture. Wouldn't it be fun to change the soundtrack to something else without telling them.......

hmmm... sounds like fun... maybe something else that can be vamped over and over and over again without anybody noticing... maybe Anna Godda Devita?

who? or is that what...
-saffire