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Researcher 93445 Posted Oct 17, 1999
That will teach you to go away without locking the doors.
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Oct 18, 1999
at least attend your own forum once in a while, Lizard!
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saffire Posted Oct 21, 1999
hmmm - has ANYONE been attending this forum recently?!
-saffire
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Oct 21, 1999
well, what do you expect? We're all in your head, and since you haven't been here in a while...
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$u$ Posted Oct 21, 1999
It's just a figment of your imagination that we... I mean I... no, they... haven't been here for a while, but they've just been hiding behind the large yellow inflatable banana over there called Bob.
Hi Bob!
'sus 
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Researcher 93445 Posted Oct 21, 1999
Hm. I was missing this place too. I suppose if we're all the same peoplerson, that's not too surprising, huh?
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Oct 22, 1999
No, not really. Though the lizard himself has not blessed us with his presence in many moons...
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saffire Posted Oct 22, 1999
heheh - i think he may be trying to 'separate' himself from his other selves-i mean us ... but no matter- i am still offended!
-saffire
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Oct 22, 1999
As am I, but that doesn't really suprise anyone, does it?
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Researcher 93445 Posted Oct 22, 1999
Perhaps if one of us were to tapdance on the table wearing only a lampshade it would lend that sadly-missing element of surprise to the proceedings.
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Oct 22, 1999
No offense ffmike, but I've very little desire to see you wearing nothing but a lampshade. I suppose I like my mostly nude table dancers slightly more... feminine. Not that I'm specifically requesting any such act be performed by the more feminine parts of this personality, that would be a very crude and boarish thing to do and beside I wouldn't be there to see it.
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$u$ Posted Oct 22, 1999
*walks in and removes lampshade from head* Oh, so this is where you all are. I mean.. we are! You should've just seen...
...No, p'haps not! 
'sus
Hey Bob... you're looking rather tasty today!
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Zed Posted Oct 23, 1999
Wow! This is one confusing forum. On the subject of Shakespeare (which you weren't any more, but I'm slow, ay?), did anyone see Mel Gibson as Hamlet? He was absolutly brilliant.
*takes apple from pocket* here you go 'Sus. Now you don't need to eat Bob (whoever Bob is)
H&K
Z
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Zed Posted Oct 23, 1999
Sadly, mad max is not bill clinton. That would make world politics so much more fun!!
H&K
Z
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Oct 23, 1999
what does hamlet have to do with a cigar? I did in fact see parts of the Mel Gibson version and I thought he was very good, though the direction left much to be desired. Not much of a leap, that, from Mad Max to Hamlet. Now that he's been in Payback, maybe he'll play MacBeth?
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saffire Posted Oct 23, 1999
hellooooooo zed- care to do a lampshade dance for us?
-saffire
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Zed Posted Oct 23, 1999
Hamlet is a brand of cigar in the uk. Quite a nice smoke, actually, one of the secrataries where I used to work got me into smoking them. *clasps hand to mouth in shock* I can't beleive what I've just said cause I \\KNOW// how you're all going to interpret that!!
I used to light them for her while she was giving me a lift home!
I think I'm far to embarrased to do the lampshade dance ATM. I going to hide in the corner and be a teacosy.
*curls up*
H&K
Z
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