h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've read the article, and knowing you as I do, I think you learned the correct acronym for PANSTARRS.

You previously thought it was a proprietary bleach product.

Well, it obviously wasn't the meaning of the word "bisected"!

I think you discovered that Comet Hale Bopp was travelling at 42km per second.

Aldebaran's a red giant and NOT a town in Lancashire

Easter Monday will be on April Fool's Day this year.

Blimey, they're good, but I knew all those, so none have hit the nail on the head.

Next?

British Summer Time begins on Easter Sunday!

nope

*munch* *slurp*

The Moon passes 0.005° north of Spica

That you can resolve an angle of 0.005° with the naked eye(s)

I think that 0.005 degrees must be the limit of human visual acuity.

I put that in because it amused me, they are not usually that accurate

but no, that's not what I learned when I wrote this.

Well, you didn't discover how to spell 'dependent'.

my spell-checker is foo*** but that wasn't what I learned while I was researching this BATS!

How long shall I wait before I give away a clue?

Since we're allowed a second guess, I think that you were tickled by the phrase "anticipated with relish", and looked up relish in the Guide, finding this: A12460619.

You learned that Zubenelgenubi was a star, and not an Egyptian goalkeeper.

Galaxy Babe would have learned about Zubenelgenubi when she wrote the Guide Entry on Libra A33827501, although she might of course have forgotten.

I also knew that was the nickname of Gnomon's brother

Sorry! Not even close.

Am I going to have to give a clue?

My brother Zube is the other claw, GB. Keep up!

"but also bisecting the Clarke Belt" = his pants will fall down

Did you learn we had a guide entry on Tunguska, at A289686?

Because if you did, you didn't link to it.