h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sam is a REAL CHRISTIAN.

The only kind of real christian is a FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIAN.

Catholics are not christians because they believe WHAT THE DEVIL BELIEVES.

Christians believe that the Sun GOES AROUND THE EARTH.

Saint Andrews University was FOUNDED BY CATHOLICS.

Students at St Andrews are ON THE SLIPPERY SLOPE INTO THE PIT.

That's why children are sent there by THE ROYAL FAMILY.

But the honest hard-working citizens have NOTHING TO FEAR FROM US.

The wean.

> Sam is a REAL CHRISTIAN.



Depends on your definition of Christian. I think a large percentage of those who describe themselves as christian (And who on earth are you to gainsay them) would say his attitude is a little unchristian.

> The only kind of real christian is a FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIAN.

I'm absolutely confident that an even higher percentage of christians would disagree with you on that one.

> Catholics are not christians because they believe WHAT THE DEVIL BELIEVES.

Now you really are going off the rails here. Unless you know exactly what the devil believes, how can you say this?


It is 100% obvious to almost all of us that Roman Catholics are christians since they worship the christian trinity. If they aren't christian then what on earth are they? Please don't say pagan because I'm pagan and they certainly don't believe what I believe! This is the kind of rant you'd get from a deranged psychotic like I believe Ian Paisley to be.

> Christians believe that the Sun GOES AROUND THE EARTH.

The vast majority of Christians are not that ignorant.

> Saint Andrews University was FOUNDED BY CATHOLICS.

So!

> Students at St Andrews are ON THE SLIPPERY SLOPE INTO THE PIT.

Well if you believe that knowledge equates to loss of innocence and that this is what will condemn you to hell then I can see the (flawed) logic of what you say.

> That's why children are sent there by THE ROYAL FAMILY.

So you reckon the royals are satanists too eh?

> But the honest hard-working citizens have NOTHING TO FEAR FROM US.

I'm sorry but your belifs and attitudes are far too similar to those of Bin Laden, Hamza and those cretinous credulous psychopaths who killed people in London, Madrid, Bali, New York, Egypt etc for the rest of us to be able to beleive that.

Until you stop accepting what your pastor tells you and what you read in a book as truth without any critical thought on your own part. You will be no more than a tool for others to use.

Ian Paisley is a lovely, Christian man. Just because you cannot bear to hear the Gospel of Christ does not mean you have to attack its believers, and it is a disgraceful insult to compare born again Christians to the satanics who bombed London. If you do not want to hear the Gospel, I suggest you get on with your life of sin and wickedness until such a time as the Lord decides to put an end to it. Then you will meet him and will have to explain yourself.

You think I am remotely bothered about what my pastor tells me? You are wrong. I follow the GLORIOUS RISEN CHRIST.

Gotcha, Brochfael.

I was doing SlamDunk as Paisley. Perhaps I should have spent more time on it.

The wean.

Muslims don't worship the devil they worship the same god as you. The terrorists presumably are more militant than your average Muslim, but then you are more miliitant thatn your average Christian, and I wouldn't call you a devil worshipper (I'd prefer to keep that label for me and mine - it has shock value to people like you)

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Noggin

Iain Paisley has (in my considered opinion) done more to continue the culture of hatred and murder in Northern Ireland than any single other person.

If you think this man is a valid role model then I am all the more worried about you and your beliefs.

If you really can't see the similarities between him and Al Qaeida's apologists then I can only assume you're on some seriously strong medication

"Ian Paisley is a lovely, Christian man"

Sure, and I'm the Archbishop of Canterbury.

The only thing that Paisley has ever preached is hatred. And if you admire that, it proves beyond all doubt that your mind is as warped as his.

"Sure, and I'm the Archbishop of Canterbury."

Pleased to meet you, I'm the Queen of England.

The wean.

And I'm the High Priestess of the az cabal


S'troo . . . just ask anybody.




az

"s'troo"

Anybody who is wearing twinkly earrings at this time of the afternoon has got be be at least the slightest bit iffy.

The wean.

It's true jock . Nothing iffy about it.

It's actually the az cabal that mind controls h2g2.

Noggin

See? Just ask Noggin! Of course, he isn't wearing his tinfoil hat today, so we can't be sure that I am not also controlling his thoughts and actions.

Or better yet, ask Della/Apple/Adelaide as she was the one who started the myth of az mind-control thing.

Whoops - just look at that thread drift! Shame on us . . .


az

Can i just ask Sam if we should also do away with Wagner, blondes and GSD's, all of which Hitler was pretty keen on, as I remember?

>>Ian Paisley is a lovely, Christian man<<

Ian Paisley is no more a christian than he is a housebrick.

is that the holy-housebrick-of-antioch, or just a regular housebrick?

"Just because you cannot bear to hear the Gospel of Christ does not mean you have to attack its believers, and it is a disgraceful insult to compare born again Christians to the satanics who bombed London. If you do not want to hear the Gospel, I suggest you get on with your life of sin and wickedness until such a time as the Lord decides to put an end to it. Then you will meet him and will have to explain yourself."

Just because you cannot bear to hear that Christianity isn't the opnly religion does not mean you have to attack its believers, and it is a disgraceful insult to compare born again Muslins to the satanics [sic] who bombed London.

I suggest you get on with your life of holier-than-thouism until such a time as the you die and the planet continues on for several billion years at which time it will explode into a kabillion pieces, spreading your ashes into the void.


"Whether you are talking about evolution, the origins of the universe, basic human anatomy, or the structure of the solar system, there is no need to concern yourself with learning anything at all about the issue. See "1 Inerrancy". By definition, those who disagree with you are wrong, deluded and possibly perverts, so it is a bad idea to pollute your mind with their religious beliefs. All the evidence in the world is no match for a single grain of the True Faith." http://www.abarnett.demon.co.uk/atheism/fundy.html

"born-again Muslins" ... I meant simply "to compare Muslims to the satanics [sic]"....

Well, I didn't *think* you meant recycled fabric . . .


az

It's all the fault of the Muslins! Down with cotton!