h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

: "Don't go mad"? Alright, alright... One monster, or so... guess then,- it won't have to be named "squidzilla"

*Elwyn frowns* that sounds serious

Do we have a medic around *sigh* I've been away too long.

[Edward]: *does not know because he does not live here; also, that he does not 'live' anywhere in the strictist sense for the same reason.*

heh, what's a few technicalities

if you can simulate intelligence artificially, can you then be considered intelligent?

*wonders aloud*

[Edward]: "Well,-___" <- is not sure what protocol might dictate him to call her, since he does not know her.
, "How-am-I-supposed-to-refer-to-you-as?"

[Edward]: "I'm like any other machine, in a way. At least, in so much as that, when I do work, I can do the things that I am meant to do, quite well. When I don't,- why, then things do not seem to work so well. If say a virus were to enter my system, you see,- I might not be able to control my own behavior, until there was some kind of a way to remove or eradicate it."
*This is why his drive slot(s), are hidden rather well. This is also why the 'ports' are concealed under some protective plating*

"Yes, there is a medic - it would be best to head over to the Hospital Wing."

IT'S TOO QUIET AROUND HERE!!!! SOMETHING HAPPEN!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!
PWT

Don't shout so much, you'll set off that box of vibration activated grena--

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!*

*walks into the lab*

I leave you people alone for five minutes and you go and mess of things!

*shakes head and sighs*

I suppose I'm the one who is going to have to clean things up.

If you would be so kind, yes.

okay

just cover anything that shouldnt be disturbed.

*meditates and as she does a wind begins to blow around her in the lab. After a few seconds rain begins. The wind and rain scour the lab for a few minutes the room is clean. She gets up and smiles.*

All done

so, what all is happening around here?

Not much it seems. Although there is a certain bubbley hissing sound coming from that corner.

Oh, whoops, that's shaving cream- I thought it was cool whip...
*Brivvle, glurgel, bfnff*
Sorry.
PWT

[Edward]: "I am master Ale- , the robotic assistant type butler,- of I believe you know him as the Gray Swordsman, yes?"
*Buzzes and clicks a bit, for emphasis*

*eyes widens but smoothes tunic*

I'm sorry. Am I staring?

Don't worry, you weren't