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Post 1

Joker

At last, something I can relate to....and might be able to answer my questions

Why is there only one Monopolies and Merger Board ?

What are Occassional tables the rest of the time ?

if a fish is incontinent how does it know ?

Please help and join me up !!!!!


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Post 2

Icarus

The answers to your questions are, as near as I can tell, the following:

• Why is there only one Monopolies and Merger Board?-Because the government is, contrary to popular belief, not devoid of a sense of humor and irony.

• What are Occassional tables the rest of the time?-Something entirely different and quite concievably more irritating.

• If a fish is incontinent how does it know?-After a while, the water gets that "not so fresh" feeling.


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