h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have dusted and removed the cobwebs.

Hopefully I am back on a more permanent basis now that I have finished my college course and had my brain cell surgically removed. (I had a hysterectomy and other 'stuff' fixed at the end of the summer, so now all I have to cope with is being chucked into the menopause at the deep end).

Hereyou deserve it

Welcome back!

hello luvie,

I missed you

Ta GB!

Linus, yer an awld perve (who else would miss being abused?).

probably the i suspect

Oh yes! Must have been yet another of increasingly frequent senior moments...I quite forgot about the .

By the by, Linus.

Have you really bought a pub?

20 year lease on my local, believe it or not

Been a bit of a nightmare actually due to major problems with my partner and his dodgy bookkeeper.

Thankfully i have some other investments about to pay off big time and i will be able to get rid of the hopeless and run it myself.

Congratulations! Sorry to learn about the partner and his dodgy bookkeeper though.

Mind you, I'm not envious of you. I had a part-time (second) job in a real ale pub way back in the 1980's, and my ex and I looked after it for a week whilst the landlord & landlady went on holiday. It put me off running a pub for life! Talk about hard work! (There was one lunch time when I prepared over 150 meals!)

Does your pub have a website so I can see some pictures?

Hi Gwennie (& Linus),

Glad to hear that things are good with you ma'am.

Ditto on the pub thing btw Linus

I thanks ye Wowbagger, sir!

My arty daughter has just completed a BTEC Foundation Degree in Art & Design with distinction, and has started a university illustration for animation course.

That's great!

ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Gwennie!!!

and oh my is your daughter really that old?

Wowbagger, impressively casual entrance my friend.

Gwennie, tell your daughter I'm suitably impressed, though not surprised having seen her artistic abilities. Congrats!

Linus, 'Casual' is my middle name.

It is fantastic to have you both back home! I'm quite overcome. Wowbagger, will you be creating new h2g2 Life cartoons for the Post? Gwennie, I've just emailed you. How great it is to come back from holiday to find old friends here!

Linus, I tried emailing you again too, but it came back as undeliverable.

*Waves to Galaxy Babe and Sho*

Yes. My mutant sulk-a-lot is now 'that old' Sho , and I find it hard to believe that she will be 20 next year.

I will pass your messages on to my aged daughter and seek her permission to email you links to some of her work.

HOWZIT!!!
(oops, sorry)

Hope yer feeling better after the sports-conversion...?
Good ter have yer back, kid!

WR

gday WR

Gwennie i believe if you google earth Newtown, Sydney that the Carlisle Castle is one of the few landmarks that has been tagged or so i am told.

Mari my timms.info address should be fine.

Permission given Gwennie .

And m-r, no more h2g2lifes from me I'm afraid. My brood has now expanded to two kids (One is 5 and a half, one is 19 months). Cartooning time is non-existent, as is sleeping time and sanity time. No complaints though.

Linus, I have Google Earth. How do I find your pub?

Linus! I'll give it a go. I'd like to google earth your pub too. Does it have a website?

I'm happy to hear about your growing family, Wowbagger. Boy or girl?

*Mixes up a few nice large s and passes them around*