h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

2legs just told me that my bottom laughed at him.

are you in the same room as 2legs?????

i have a funny feeling this is going to be like the lordy thread

oh lordy

lawks

I am indeed in the same room as Leggsie.

We are quite twatted.

He wasn't aware of the splendour of a well placed tongue in the belly button.

I give good tongue.

the wife tends to squirm when i put my tongue in her ear

i can lick my nose and breath through my ears though

My wife tends to punch me if I stick my tongue in her ear...

And of all the phrases to use for "we're drunk", surely that has to be the worst choice for you gents?

You should have *heard them a few hours prior to that posting

Some of it even made sense

It's not the sort of phone call a lady of my sort of years can sleep easilly after receiving I kept waking myself up laughing.

Twas probably that bottle of JD that caused comotoseness in the Legs......or the Coke Cola

Twatted!?
lucky beggers

you still with us then bruddah!

So where were these sunglasses embedded?

Yer can stick it in me ear; mate, but you ain't goin' anywhere near me belly button & that's that.

zdt (*the above statement is best read with a Brummie accent*)

I did once have a specimen arrive at the lab...

Diagnosis: Infertility.
Specimen: Ear swab.

Go figure...

you pair surfaced yet?????

I'd be careful, Taff - we might get details!

have the sunglasses been extracted yet

I think I've just found the sunglasses actually... of all the things... all weekend... and all the strangeness that some of them consisted of... sunglasses to my meory werne't involved in any I'm home again now... the weekend is officially over