h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*This is the guild bar, where Blaze works as Bartend/Security. Now Hiring for anything.*

*saunters in*

Runs in before BL has a chance to sit down, opens the doors, hangs a open sign up, and gets out the glasses*

*walks in completly drunk, runs into door twice and orders 16 double pints of lager*

The door is open. *pulls granbull throught the door* Drinks coming up.

Echoechoechoechoecho

*saunters in*
I would like some ale and three bottles of spitits sent to my room
also something to eat... lamb preferably but if not then pork will do
send them to my room also

*gets local duck to deliver said Items to D.A.'s room for 500000000 Gil

*gets up from off the floor*

couple of pints for me please!

That will be 500 gil. I need the seed money

*a duck returns with some coins from dr A*

*gives duck change and a tip*

*Pauses in the doorway, taking in the scene. Deciding it is safe, she walks in and sits at the bar.*

A bottle of Mountain Dew for me, please, thoroughly chilled and unopened.

Only the best for the lady. What year? Glass or Plastic?

*still lying in a stupor, still completly zoned out*

cant talk now, must listen to interesting speech about bricks...and towels

*smiles delightedly, dangling her feet a little*

I didn't know they made single-serve glass bottles for Mountain Dew! How wonderful. I would love to try one. And the year is not important, as long as it's recent enough that it's still good.

*pauses for effect*

Oh, and by the way, *lowers her voice* do you have any jobs for a Black Squad assassin?

*writes "Sure. Meet at my office in one hour. Bring all your stuff" On paper, puts the bottle on it, and slides it down*

*is sick in south-west corner of bar*
*then moves on to cover the west and south walls*

i think i drank to much
and i like the wallpaper

Why? IS it easily wash-able?

*staggers sporting a huge gash across face*

whiskey. WHISKEY!!

*falls down*