h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*gets up off the floor*

good evenin' ladies and gents.....and ducks

if anny of you fine folk, hic would like to be a part of the.....

*sways and nearly falls*

....the inquisition then please come to the Red room in the cellars. thank you

*collapses again*

*some time later gets up and sits at the bar*

two shots of single malt scoth please

*gets drink* So whats with your face, and GB, you get to clean it up

Well...

Shaving with a Katana is a bad idea.

*Drinks Drink puts money on bar and disaperes*

Well duh!

~~ah, now this is more like it, hopefully the scouts (or whatver group I'm in) won't find me here~~

Gimme some cheap booze, don't care wot it is

*walks in and sits at bar. The slash has turned to a neat scar.*

a pint of best with a whiskey chaser please barkeep.

*gets out knife and starts juggling playfully with one hand and fumbling for money with the other*

any one any idea were I can get a contract.

*walks in and settles himself at the bar*

waits until the barman is looking his way and when he is orders himself a pint of beer*

*wanders in*

G'day all

*sits at bar*

I'll have a shot of whiskey thanks.

*gets up and starts throwing daggers at a target on the wall. Every one hits close to the centre*

*gets up, fetches the daggers and hands them back*

Too easy, try blindfolded.

*makes drinks and slides them down the bar*

Throws dagger so it hits uncharted666 dagger sending them off target. Dagger ricoctheds into centre of target

That wasn't nice.

*picks up daggers*

Let's make this interesting.

*unwraps handy bandanna from neck and uses it to blindfold eyes*

Care for a competition? Though I have to warn you daggers are my specialty

Ooh, big gin don't mind if I do

*grabs big gin*

pay for your own!

I'll have a vodka and lemonade thanks

I'm going to unblindfold myself at this point, as I must look pretty silly. And I keep missing my mouth. Anyway, what's up? I've been an assassin (actually a healer/medic/thingie) for a few weeks now but there hasn't been much activity in the infirmary, just a lot of cake eating. I don't want to kill anyone, but if there's a mission coming up I'll tag along to plug up arrow holes and whatnot.

What class are you? And should I be saluting or something?

I'm a scout, Supermoo started a mission but it's died down as not enough scouts are around.

*Throws back doors and strides out of the torrential rain as a lightning bolt strikes nearby* Hello people. Good ole Drama, always there to help. Where are the drinks?