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Michael Posted Sep 22, 2005
Yay! Thanks
*drinks tea*
Can't believe I ever doubted you. Twice.
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MadHank (Master of Forgeting, and Returning Awesome guy) Posted Sep 22, 2005
yea. Could you pay now. The machine only works every so often, and I need the money.
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MadHank (Master of Forgeting, and Returning Awesome guy) Posted Sep 23, 2005
Real gold. Or Woolongs. Either will do. And just so you know, the day before Friday is Thing!!!
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Kyra Posted Sep 26, 2005
*walks in with bleeding head*
I need a drink. Angussporron blew up the red room. 
*sits at bar and orders the most potent sounding drink she can think of - *
"A very large Agent Orange please."
*wipes blood off the counter with her sleeve*
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MadHank (Master of Forgeting, and Returning Awesome guy) Posted Sep 26, 2005
"First off, it's thing, second, this is fake real gold, and third, One Agent Orange coming up for the man with the slit head. AND NO COMING OUT OF VENDING MACHINES!!!!!!! That sort of thing is resticted to the anti-reality area the Thingites control."
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Michael Posted Sep 26, 2005
Well I'm just proud I got a th*ngite to call friday friday
Ok, here's some aluminium I just got given.
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MadHank (Master of Forgeting, and Returning Awesome guy) Posted Sep 26, 2005
*picks up false body* That wasn't me. And we don't fry mars Bars here. And we don't accept alumanam(sp?) YOU STEAL BEER, YOU DIE!!!!!!
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zaphob, the smallest of your problems Posted Sep 27, 2005
*slides in via secret tunnel in GENTS
*
*stumbles out of GENTS door*
Hi guys,
*orders an amount of beer with a receit the size of a large missile denfence base*
so,
*drinks beer, gurgles*
the reason I'm not saying 'you're my best friend' is because I became amunne to achohol at the age of 2 because some beer...er...slipped off the table and into my throat...um...yeah thats it...
*drink beer, gurgles, not
*
Zaphob
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zaphob, the smallest of your problems Posted Sep 27, 2005
I invincible!!!let me pay, alright?!
*pays by swapping in portable matter-tranceference beam*
Zaphob
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zaphob, the smallest of your problems Posted Sep 28, 2005
I am not!!!
*'borrows' Uncharted's gun and shoot angussporron*
If you invincible you'll be in pain any way and I'll shoot you till you go away!
Zaphob
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Kyra Posted Sep 28, 2005
*ahem* I didn't shoot anyone 
But you're welcome to borrow my knives...
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- 104: MadHank (Master of Forgeting, and Returning Awesome guy) (Sep 23, 2005)
- 105: Michael (Sep 24, 2005)
- 106: U2088718 (Sep 26, 2005)
- 107: Kyra (Sep 26, 2005)
- 108: MadHank (Master of Forgeting, and Returning Awesome guy) (Sep 26, 2005)
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- 113: zaphob, the smallest of your problems (Sep 27, 2005)
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- 119: U2088718 (Sep 28, 2005)
- 120: Kyra (Sep 28, 2005)
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