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They'll have to remake that Hugh Grant movie...





... Gove Actually

You couldn't make up the current state of the UK political parties. Even Yes Minister would not have dreamed of what is currently going on.

Stolen from Twitter...

"I feel sorry for the Tory party, it's always a shame when your Johnson doesn't stand at the appropriate time"



It would make a good farce. One day it might be funny.

It's a tragicomedy!

Makes me wish Gilbert and Sullivan were still alive. They'd have made a fine job of it.

In fact, I wonder how many people are writing something based on it right now. There might be a bit of a rush to get things published/filmed.

In between not knowing if I should be laughing or crying

am getting really quite bored now of waiting to see who the labour leader candidates will be...

Gove?! Gove will tear us apart. Again.

Now I'll be hearing "Love Will Keep Us Together" in my head for the rest of the day.

You'd think that people would have had enough of silly Gove songs.

Gove is never going to win it, come on, he's destroyed himself by the blatant betrayal - word is Cameron and Osbourne are behind the shafting of Johnson and I reckon they've done for Gove simultaneously. Who would trust Gove now?

Farage must be loving what's going on in both parties, the irredeemably low pond life that he is.

Oh sorry, just realised you are doing song title.

Gove don't live here anymore…….

Just heard BBC telling May is nearly 60 - I thought she was older than that already! Be interesting if both Tories & labour end up with female leaders.

Alas, BNP seems to be rearing it's ugly head again.

Be funny if the Tories end up with a woman leader for the SECOND time whilst the progressive,right-on Labour Party stick with an old white guy who wishes it was still 1945.

Gove hurts
Gove scars
Gove wounds and marks
Voters not tough or strong enough
To take a lot of pain, take a lot of pain
Gove is like a cloud, he holds a lot of rain
Gove hurts,
Ooo-oo Gove hurts

I suppose his website will be www.gove.gov

Who is Gove?...

Baby, don't hurt me!
Don't hurt me no more.

What's Gove got to do with it?

What we need now is a...


Gove Removal Machine.

For Boris Johnson it has to be Buddy Holly's hit:

Gove's Made a Fool of You...

Hopefully the Tories say

I'd Do Anything For Gove (But I Won't Do That)

And when he's leader and the EU come knocking to get him to invoke Article 50, he'll respond in the words of Diana Ross...

You Can't Hurry Gove.