h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Is that selective listening, I hear?

I thought this was the 'ticket' pocket. :/

Stash pocket

it seems more like a slot machine to me, as it swallows my quarters.

It strikes me that many jeans are too tight to put anything significant in any pocket….

My hubby looks deformed, the way he stuffs hanky, wallet, credit cards, keys, coins in his pockets.

He needs a coat. like the coat I bought, but a few days ago, to solve this problem;


today, in the ... I've not yet counted them all, various pockets, in my new, (well second hand), grey/black wool, 3/4 lenght coat; I had;

full size foldable headphones. mmp3 player.
mobile phone, second set of smaller headphones.
2 bottles of alcohol hand gel antiseptic gel stuff.
1 large pack antiseptic alcohol whipes.
6 snickers bars.
ordinary tissues.
snus.
large wallet.
a metal, err, dog lead/leash type chain.
bluetoothkeybaord.
box of anti-naucea drugs (champaign tablets).
box of other anti-naucea tablets (the s strong good stuff).
Hydrocottizone tablets.
a little glass bottle containing halfed hydrotticortizone tablets
err... think there was some other stuff too.
oh, and leahter gloves.
and, nail file; cuticle oil pen, lip butter/balm.

It weighed more than my bit leather jacket; which I knwo weights 4L#b

damnit. sorry. my fingers are not working tonight. I'd like to blame chemo via perlipheral neurophy. and deny its got anything to do with chemo plus drinking Guinness now.

Oh. damnit... just remembered I was too tired earlier; to empty contents of my jacket; it contains more than the large bag I used last time I had to visit the hospital as its got so many pockets for once... all I had in my heans today, was a bit of lose fhcange; and my keys.