h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I know who I am .. I think

Who did you intend to be? Did someone else get to be you, and you want to know how to respond?

No .. I've been away for some time .. that's all

Every time I think I've figured o who I am.... I become someone differnt helps save on bordom from time to time, having a change

But what if the person you've become doesn't like bacon or cheese?

Paulh; I think some things in the universe, are, well, universal constants.... and, I think bacon, and cheese, are most certainly, for me, amongst my own universal universe constants well, judging by my fridge contents too.... I don't believe the sum of addictions is constant; they just add up over time

That's a surprisingly deft reply. I you.

I even surprise myself sometimes.... useually by hiding in the cupboard, and jumping out at my own shadow, when he/she least expects it... Not as easy as it sounds....

If you hide in the cupboard does your shadow not follow you in? Mine does. Maybe I should apply for a restraining order.

If I get in the cupboard fast enough, I can not only prevent the dwarves, badgers and chinchillas following me in, but I can often leave the shadow behind, outside the cupboard too well; its a bit too dark in the cupboard for the shadow to follow me, I think

I would have expe3cted the dwarves, badgers and chinchillas to live in the cupboard. How is it that there is enough room for you as well there?

Its a bit like teh wardrobe, in the Narnia storys.... Only with less cute cuddly creatures, and more leather

I mean... I say wardrobe.... its less like a wardrobe, and more like opening up a hidden compartment to an unseen internal universe, inside my brain... kinda like a vortex, or a worm hole, oer perhaps even a black hole.... Tardis like by its vastness inside compared to the otterside and... all one has to do to enter... is just.... and or and MMMMMM