h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The site will gradually expand to around 200 active participants. We'll get up to 3 excellent Guide Entries per day on the frontpage.

The BBC will realise the value of such an innovative resource and will purchase it for £20 million, bring it in-house, re-brand with dolphins and host it until the next worldwide recession.

Job done.

And regular testing of that by examination to be graded. Those with higher grades to be given extra priviledges on site.

mine @ peanut.

Sense of humour frowned upon.

, and any kind of crumble will become contraband

there will be a hike in tax on rum and causing a mutiny

will never taste the same at the Sportmans again

Mrs Trellis notices that our guard is down and kidnaps 2legs

nighthoover will take a wrong turn into chat

All dates to be converted from BC/AD to Stardate format.

All numbers will be in hexadecimal.

I need to get this screen fixed. I thought that said all numbers will be heterosexual

Nonsense that would be discrimination against numbers who have different sexualities.

However some of the smilies wil be considered yiksable as they are pornographic.