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Nesta Viper's Problem Page

Post 1

Percy von Wurzel

It is high time that all you suffering H2G2ers had the opportunity to unburden your grubby souls and seek sage advice from your fellow researchers, or perhaps just browse through other people's problems for a satisfying spot of schadenfreude. Alternatively you can completely ignore this entry and wallow in ignorance.


Nesta Viper's Problem Page

Post 2

Is mise Duncan

Its a good author/title combo..perhaps it could go here: http://www.h2g2.com/F41297?thread=74835


Nesta Viper's Problem Page

Post 3

Percy von Wurzel

Deer Nesta, my girlfriends dad dont like ne. Hes tolled er im fick an a bad inff not good for er. I reellly luv er. Wot shud i do.
Craig Slugbutt.

Dear Craig, may I suggest that you go to the nearest general store and purchase some dynamite. Then go to a remote place, put the dynamite on the ground, light the fuse and then sit upon the dynamite to contemplate the meaning of what little of your life remains. In this way you will demonstrate your devotion to your girlfriend's best interests and make her father very happy. Good luck. Nesta Vipers.


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