h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Perhaps there is already a convo out there about smileys, but my friends Midnight Ice ad Lil Fred were thinking, what smileys are urgently needed in this world?
A few we have already come up with include:
a sort of sympathetic one, if you know what I mean. The one we have now is more of a cheerful cheerup instead of a sad one
puppy face
teddy bear
majic purple hipo
need one of a guitar.
a german flute!
flying zebra!
DNA's NOSE
SAX SMILEY!
and a group hug smiley
A JUMPING OVER THE HURDLE AND BIFFING REALLY REALLY BADLY smiley!!!
"I'm not okay but I'll put on a happy face for the sake of the rest of the world" smiley?
WWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I JUST KICkED SOME VOGON BOOTY smiley!
pouty smiley!
ape-man smily!
ARABIAN FLYING MONKEY SMILEY!
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Smiley
a sort of relaxed "aaaah" smiley?
"I just saw my boyfriend with another girl and Im out to kill" smiley!
"Oh my God it's someone famous!" smiley?
"Get better before I punch you" SMILEY
Oh my God, that's so stupid, why the hell did I just say that?" smiley?
"I can't beleive it's not butter" smilie

"Oh my god! Thats MY happy place! MINE!!!!!!!"
"I didn't do it! Ignor the blood and knife!" smilie
"*squeecky voice* OMG! *deep raspy voice* Puberty!" smilie
"Life sucks but I'm too happy to notice" smilie
MY CHOCOLATE!! smiley?
just found a crocodile in my toilet smiley
"My flight has just ben delayed for 4 hours and all they give me is a 5$ cupon for airline food" smiley????


Pardon the grammar and all that... But if the smiley central people see these, Id be happy to make these myself and let the site use them...

so its up to you, the common h2g2er....thats an oxymoron... to come up with the most needed smileys this site needs!
cheers
ford

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