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101 things not to do at the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy showing.
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 17, 2005
55. Ensure you get a seat near the front, and stand for the entire moovie, with your hands and arms outstretched and a small bird in each hand 
whilst wearing a enorous 'penis' hat.
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Mu Beta Posted Jun 17, 2005
No, 2legs, that is what UGC have _told you_ not to do at any future movie screenings.
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101 things not to do at the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy showing.
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 17, 2005
Oi! that letter they sent me was ment to be confedential! 
101 things not to do at the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy showing.
U1222990 Posted Jun 17, 2005
Don't make out on the front row
Everybody can see you
101 things not to do at the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy showing.
Kyra Posted Jun 18, 2005
57. Yell out the most famous lines at the same time as the actors and laugh maniacally.
101 things not to do at the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy showing.
starwarsmaniac Posted Jun 19, 2005
55.Mix the soundtrack with one of a porn movie.
101 things not to do at the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy showing.
starwarsmaniac Posted Jun 19, 2005
sorry that one i just put was 58. 
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kelpydude Posted Jun 19, 2005
59. make a complete mees of the cinema floor by dumping your popcorn and drink on the floor then run away.
101 things not to do at the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy showing.
kelpydude Posted Jun 19, 2005
60. Take a colony of ants 
the release them under seats and watch as they go after peoples food 
.
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starwarsmaniac Posted Jun 19, 2005
61. if you are 11, attack the projectionist and while hes unconcious switch the reel with the dead scary 18 horror movie then sue the cinema for letting you watch it and you got scared to death!
40 more 2 go!
101 things not to do at the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy showing.
kelpydude Posted Jun 19, 2005
62.start dancing and singing to yourself at random moments to annoy every one trying to watch the show
101 things not to do at the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy showing.
kelpydude Posted Jun 19, 2005
63. take a torch into the cinema then shine it on a random person then stand up and shout he is the chosen one!!!!!
101 things not to do at the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy showing.
starwarsmaniac Posted Jun 19, 2005
64. Give each character a theme tune and sing it at the top of your voice whenever they come on screen E.G. Trillian - Ifeel like makin' luv, makin' luv to you!
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starwarsmaniac Posted Jun 19, 2005
Please be kind to kelpydude he's our resident noob 
101 things not to do at the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy showing.
starwarsmaniac Posted Jun 19, 2005
65. go to your local nudist cinema and sing a rousy renedition of Ilick the passing butts
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kelpydude Posted Jun 19, 2005
66.pretend to fall asleep and snore as loud as you can 
.
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flakey-lady.... you lookin' at me punk? Posted Jun 19, 2005
don't do your impersonation of marvin
101 things not to do at the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy showing.
flakey-lady.... you lookin' at me punk? Posted Jun 19, 2005
ohh sorry marvin impersonation was no.67
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PartialConfusion Posted Jun 19, 2005
68. pretend to be a bouncer outside the screen and stop people entering if they aren't wearing an official tiger brand coffee t-shirt.
101 things not to do at the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy showing.
PartialConfusion Posted Jun 19, 2005
69. pretend to be a bouncer and stop people with official tiger brand coffee t-shirts from entering.
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