h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It could be past or present jobs, for example I used to be a haul meat out of a packing plant in colorado. Current title=truck driver
new title=Artificial Environmental Control Technician specializing in prematurely deceased quadrapeds.

marking

My current job title is Systems Administrator, but other companies will refer to me as a Systems Programmer or Systems Engineer, depending. That's enough of a mouthful no matter which you choose, I'd say.

I was a telemarketer once, though: Telecommunications Marketing Analyst

I had a summer job as a roofer: Residential Weatherproofing Technician

And I had a temp job once in a warehouse, specifically installing blinking lights into the heels of shoes prior to delivery to the stores: Footwear Illumination and Distribution Technician

Localised Hydroculinary Data Collector, Annalist and Delivery Specialist or Waiter

recent event reports assembly and delivery technician specialising in small scale simultaneous environmental pollution. (paper-boy riding a moped)

Pedagogue of the adolescent, small scale riot control and disciplinarian, relationship counsellor, assessor and in locum parent.

Is that enough?

B

teacher?

I used to work in a garden centre - basically watering plants. Irrigation engineer?

My current job which I've just started (and which I should probably be doing at the moment), is essentially telemarketing...... but It should I think have the title:
Free lance, independant self employed bisuness marketing telecommunication orator technition.

my job title

king of the moomins

my current career?

between jobs

employmentally challenged, currently.

Retail banking customer relations regulated investment sales team leader.



The worst part is that's actually my job title and not an exagerration

First, the high falutin' title:
On call personal assistant, facilitator, advocate, remembrancer, reacher, porter, medical interfacer, wardrobe assistant, nutritionist, buyer, door supervisor, call screener, researcher, messenger, occupational therapist, pain relief technician...

Now the actual label - so-called informal carer. I do it full time, while careworkers get sick leave and the chance to clock off.

I actually wrote "Regional Media Distribution Assistant" on my first draft UCAS form - I had a paper round for four months

I work as a translator, or rather as a

Freelance Linguistic Assistance Manager, Text Corpus Transformation Engineer, and Language Manipulation and Cognitive Interpretation Executive...

Y.