h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I recieved this in email today,so i thought i'd share it with all you sex craved people....


..1)Sex is a beauty treatment,scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen,which makes hair shine and skin smooth..

..2)Gentle,relaxed love-making reduces your chances of suffering dermatitas,skin rashes and blemishes.The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow..

..3)Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romanic dinner..

..4)Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up.It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body,its more enjoyable than swimming 20laps,and you dont have to wear special trainers..

..5)Sex is an instant cure for mild depression,it releases endorphins into the bloodstream,producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

..6)the more sex you have ,the more you will be offered.The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheremones.These subtle sex perfumes drives the opposite sex crazy..

..7)Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world.It is 10times more effective than valium..

..8)kissing each day will keep the dentist away.Kissing encourages saliva to wash away food from the teeth and lowers the levels of the acid that causes decay,preventing plaque build-up..

..9)Sex actually relieves headaches.A love-making session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in th brain..

..10)A lot of love-making can unblock a stuffy nose.Sex is a natural antihistamine,it can help combat asthma and hay fever..

This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex.the original is in a room in the basement of The Dwight House Pub.It has been sent around the world nine times.Now sex has been sent to you..The "hot Sex Fairy" will visit within four days of recieving this message,providing you in turn send it on..
If you don't,then you will never recieve good sex again for the rest of your life,You will eventually become celibate and your genitals will rot and fall off.
This is no joke!,send copies to people you think need sex(who doesn't?),Don't send money as the fate of your genitals has no price..
Do not keep this message,This message must leave your email in 96hours,please send ten copies and see what happens in four days.
Since the copy must tour the world,you must send it....This is true,even if you are superstitious!!!

right well people get posting it,,,and not to me,i know i need sex,,,,

I'm worried about me genitals

<<..9)Sex actually relieves headaches.A love-making session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in th brain..>>



I'll have to remember that line so that i can counter any 'I've got a headache' excuses.

I love these these cacky chain emails.
Designed purely to clog up everyones email servers and fool the daft.

"Gentle,relaxed love-making reduces your chances of suffering dermatitas,skin rashes and blemishes."

Yeah, cos no one has ever ended up with a rash after having sex have they?

"Sex actually relieves headaches.A love-making session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in th brain.."

So therefore more likely to bring on a migrane which occur when you *relax* after stress. Great, cure a headache and cause a migrane. Releasing the tension which constricts the blood vessels is what *causes* migranes.

On the oter hand, if all the above is true, why isn't sex available on the NHS?

If it was, you'd get that MSR bug

Ahh MRSA thats nothign compaired to some of the things you can contract whilst engaged in sex Like comitting yourself to mowing the lawn every week, all kinds of awful things you agree to in th e'heat of the moment' How can sex be good for circulaion anyhow? I mean what with all the straps and handcuffs and restraints and I'll get me coat

YOU'RE NOT DOING IT PROPERLY

What about the Eh ??

ahh but i dont make such excuses..NO isnt quite so easy to counter

Absolutely

.."yeah, coz no ones has ever ended up with a rash after having sex have they?".....hmmmmmm thats weather the other person wears some shitty aftershave that irritates sensative skin....


"designed purely to clog up everyones email servers to fool the daft".....Oi are you trying to say i'm daft!!!!!..do ya wanna peice of me eh!! ,eh!!!..

anyway no matter what ictoan,send it on before your genitals rot and fall off......

And I thought this thread was about gay escort services

"do ya wanna peice of me eh!! ,eh!!!"
That's the best offer I've had in a long CC

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,hey well it could become reality one day,ya never know...

I saw a likn in another thread a while ago to a CNN news story about how swallowing after oral sex reduces the risk of breast cancer because my little guys are full of zinc.

MMM Zinc

its not horrible well I don't think so hang on, did I just say that?