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pffffft Posted Apr 13, 2005
*gets out shotgun*
B*ll*cks to the Bill Oddie game, we've managed to flush out Phil Collins. There he is, get him!
This ones for easy lover!
*aims and fires*
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Apr 13, 2005
Phil Collins: No, I'm not that Phil Collins! I'm a baker from . . . arrgh! *dies*
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MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship. Posted Apr 13, 2005
>>What's the duck equivalent of 'bovine' or 'ursine' or 'equine'?<<
Isn't it Cuisine? 
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WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. Posted Apr 13, 2005
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Gerardthehuman Posted Jun 3, 2005
Does anyone know that ducks are the most universally-funny wee beasty in the world?
I think frogs personally....
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Eowyn Posted Jun 3, 2005
I've been trying to figure out why ducks are so funny. Terry Pratchett has a man with a duck on his head in his books. Why is it funnier than a crow or a moorhen?
Is it the big beaks, or is it the silly quack?
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Whisky Posted Jun 3, 2005
"
[shouts]
Will anybody who is really called BILL, that's BILL spelt Bravo, Igloo,Lala, Lala, Oddie, BILL ODDIE. BILL wh's mother probably called him WILLIAM please put their hand up!
[/shouts]
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**Large yellow Teletubby wanders into the thread with her hand in the air**
Laa-Laa!!!
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pffffft Posted Jun 3, 2005
a teletubby and Phil Colins in the same room and my shotgun only has the one bullet
*sighs*
always the way
celery
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IctoanAWEWawi Posted Jun 3, 2005
that's why you should always use pellets or scattershot 
Oh, and a blunderbus instead 
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jun 3, 2005
Phil Collins: Here, you can use this bullet which was in me.
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pffffft Posted Jun 3, 2005
ahhhhhhh an evil undead zombie phil collins!!!!
*screams like a girl and runs away to hide*
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IctoanAWEWawi Posted Jun 7, 2005
(can anyone else hear the sound of someone pretending to be a flymo?)
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Whisky Posted Jun 7, 2005
Nope, can't hear it for that noisy 50hz voltage transformer hiding in this thread somewhere... 
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pffffft Posted Jun 7, 2005
perhaps there is a buddhist trying to achieve omniprecense through meditation hiding around here somewhere
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IctoanAWEWawi Posted Jun 7, 2005
an omnipresent buddhist? Eeek! They're everywhere! 
(maybe the omnipresent buddhist can talk to the seemingly omnipresent badgers!)
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