h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for missing conference codes

I blame 2legs for the failure of my Facebook viral kindness group and my inability to have hot-dogs (with lots of friend onions) delivered due to deliveroo not covering my area.

In times like these, the only friends you have really are onions.

I blame 2legs for the council refuse trucks waking me at 6 AM, as they drove out of some hidden tempory car-park located in the middle of this central housing area, to drive out of town, into the countryside and villages at least I got my regulation 3 hours sleep last night in the end I also blame 2legs for the volume of the dawn chorus, when all the normal city noises they useually have to compete with, are vanished

For no apparent reason, I blame 2legs for robins and hedgehogs. This might not be a bad thing.

I blame 2legs for robbing hedgehogs, and for dhal

I blame 2legs for my missing bar of 100% organic chocolate, that tastes heavenly and nothing can take it's place.

I blame 2legs for muy not having had any chocolate in about five years I blame 2legs for sausages

I blame 2legs for utterly cold weather, general boredom and slow internet.

I blame 2legs for the Pest from the West (Atlantic westerly jet-stream that brings constant rain and wind) and that the Beast from the East (Easterly European continental winds coming from Siberia) who has been promising us cold snowy weather for the South East of England.

Yes, but what does the weather from the North bring forth? Does what comes from the South feel like a kick in the mouth. We should be able to blame 2legs for weather from any direction, and for long awkward silences...

I definitely find that the Internet is slower in cold weather. Not 2legs' fault at all.

I blame 2legs for my deciding to return to Hootoo

I blame 2legs for having to set cookie preferences for h2g2. It's starting to feel like I'm doing it every time I visit the site.

I blame 2legs for cookies without chocolate chips

I blame 2legs for getting a positive result from Covid 19 test and for having to wait another week for episode 6 of Wandavision.

I blame 2legs for not being given Wanda and Pietro Maximoff's mutant powers so that I can share it with others and solve the world's problems.

I blame 2legs for the death of my snowlroof boots just before it started snowing, with no means to replace them.

Hope that your covid will not be too severe, Rosa.

*Waves to Mr D* Hi old friend.

Hope all goes without any serious hiccups, Rosa. Keep us posted. Look after yourself. Everybody else, stay safe. And, if all else fails, blame 2legs.

I've had a SARS infection. Covid is thought to be a mutant SARS virus.

Mild fever, excruciating headache. I hope your covid infection is asymptomatic, Rosa.

I blame two legs for the cold weather.

I have completed my self-isolation but I still have a very blocked nose.

I blame 2legs for the very poor postal service, not getting my appointment letters, having to rebook my ENT cat scan over the telephone and had to explain that I am autistic, I am not good at talking on the telephone and walking up steps as I have poor mobility and co-ordination. I will have to go to Basildon hospital (back of the cardiac centre) with my P.A. who will be supporting me at my appointment. I blame 2legs for my inability cope with change, talking on the telephone, making myself understood, sensory overload and claustrophobia.