h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for malware search/spybot search/ virus scan/back up taking most of one evening and night and then the next day's afternoon, evening and supposedly part of night...

I blame 2legs because I feel smug about my entry appearing on the Front Page.

I blame 2legs that I missed wishing HappyDude a happy birthday on the phone He must've already gone out *pout*

I blame 2legs for The 'Day of the Triffids'. I watched part one tonight, based on the John Wyndham novel I enjoyed reading as a kid. It was an unbelievable mish mash of appalling acting, appalling storyline, psuedo science, factual inaccuracies, ridiculous inconsistencies, zero dramatic tension. In short complete and utter drivel. A monstrosity. One of the worst telly things I have ever seen. An utter and abject embarrassment to British tv

Yes Effers, but did you like it or didnt you?

I also watched the part one of day of the triffids, think it must be about the third TV version I've seen, plus at least two radio adaptations, and I've got or heard at least two differnt narrations of the book on audio book.
It is the best thing I've seen all Christmas so far.
Idon't know if this means its actually any good, or that I'm just not very interested in watch the matrix, gremilins, or any of the other films that have been on for the zillionth time, or indeed the utter failure of the TV schedule to make any kind of consistant sense, with programs repeating now on consequetive days, when they were actually a repeat from a few weeks earlier the first time.
Of course, the endless endless incomprenhensible repeating of episodes of Friends, useually on at least three channels at a time, combined with the utter banality of the so-called 'reality TB' shows; which for some strange reason end up at the top of the most watched lists according to a couple of papers at least...
Or,
and this one is ... no I cna't describe it.
There is a TV show on which people flip coins and chose 'heads' or 'tails', that is it. that is a TV show? I really don't understand.
Then of course, we were treated* to 'highlights' of quizz shows. what? I just don't understand why on earth anyone would want to watch a repeat, of a quizz show?
Of course, some sanity is retained by the shows on the 'worse TV moments', or Worse people', of the year... if they're the worse, why the would we ing want to watch them again?
Iblame 2legs for TV, and the fact there is one in the house at all. TV viewing is so much better at my house where Idon't have a \TV...

I blame 2legs for people having different opinions about telly programmes, Now that I know 2legs thought it was the best thing he watched all christmas I'm tempted to watch part 2 tonight with a fresh brain.

Yes ss, apart from what I said in my previous post, it wasn't that bad.

Maybe I need to get more drunk tonight, or less to see things differently. Whatever, I'll blame 2legs.

Recorded Triffids to watch later. I liked the Our Familly special and really liked Enders too for a real who dunit soap. As 2legs said tv was a repeat ripoff. Oops, I forgot, Holby was a very good ghost influenced episode.

The only thing I've watched that I even slightly enjoyed was the Catherine Tate show with Nan, based on a Christmas Carol. I think the Wallace and Grommit things are quite good...but yes they are repeats. I haven't watched soaps in years because the same old storylines and plots just keep going round and round.

I watch Carols From Kings every Christmas Eve on BBC2 and it is always fantastic! On the BBC catch up thing is the modern version of A Christmas Carol, with Ross Kemp, that I love. Its very Street.

We enjoyed the carrols from kings too Iforgot about that

We (fahter and I ) were 'flicking' a bit earlier this afternoon.... cept for the news and the shopping channels, every* single channel on freeview at wahtever point in time it was, was showign a repeat; most were actually repeats of things that have been on in the past week, repeating a repat of a repat of a repeat of a ...
It does make me remember why I chose*not* to have a TV anymore myslef
I blame 2legs for the over complicated registration that Vodafone want you do to.... and for their asking for far far more information than they'd ever need
I also blame 2legs for our neurotic dog and her refusal to go for a walk yet again, for her making*me give her half the mince pie I had earlier, and also for her trying*to get me to give her half of my sandiwch Ihad for lunch
Ialso blame 2legs for the dog digging up a plant in the garden... and then*leaping onto my lap... I've now got doggy paw print jeans

I blame 2legs for my stomach telling me it is empty. This is crazy, but it's down to the fact that after 4 days of Christmas I am so used to eating more than normal I *need* to eat some more!

I blame 2legs for every room in the house looking like it was redecorated by a cyclone.

I blame 2legs for my not knowing that the paper children had been to HN's

Had I only known they were here, I could have sent them home with .

I blame 2legs that 2 rooms are now in some kind of order. I blame 2legs that the dishes did not do themselves. I blame 2legs because there are some companies that will not ship to residential addresses at all.

I blame 2legs for the heavy dog which just lept onto my chest whilst Iwas laying on the bed, using the netbook.... and for the wet kiss she then gave me Why doens't the dog understand the phrase 'no tongues'

I blame 2legs for my Hangover


Manda

I blame 2legs for tomorrow night, and for the following morning's hangover.

I blame 2legs that the mess is now confined to one room, and will probably still take a while to clean up.

I blame 2legs for the bathroom needing some scrubbing.

I blame 2legs that Mr. Nerd has a 12-hour shift today.

I blame 2legs for my indecisiveness regarding dinner for the next few days. Oh sure, , that's obvious, but what to go with that ?


HN

I blame 2legs that, when I stepped outside to take the laundry to the laundry room, the air smelled of burnt hair