h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And I blame 2legs for not making me feel like you tonight, as much as I value other stuff, about things after 2 big sporting defeats. Cos I love us doing well at sport. And I blame 2legs for that too.

I blame 2legs for Ellen MacCarthur and Joseph Mallory Willard Turner, but only in a 'making a point' kind of way.

Hmmm, I blame 2legs for the remains of a firework I just found in my backyard

i blame 2legs for 2legs not having changed their username or p.s. even though the meet was yesterday!

But I only got back just today a few hours ago or so I blame 2legs for the cold

I blame 2legs for fuel irregularities.

I blame 2legs for the bewildering complexity of the rules and regulations of F1 racing, and for there not being an end to the madness once and for all by insisting all drivers drive 'stock' cars with the consequence of concentraintg on drivers skills rahter than the skills of the team engineers and car designers I blame 2legs for it being cold, not that late, but my feeling almost sleepy enough to go to bed already

That's pretty much what they did when they invented the A1 Grand Prix series, which is boring as hell, which is your fault, Legster.

I blame 3legs for inflation.

I blame 3.1 legs for inflation spiraling out of control and for my lack of knowledge on pretty much every sport and for the cold, my being tired and my having to do work tomorrow as well as packing bag (once I've unpacked it), organising things for heading off on Tuesday for the day

I blame 2legs for Top Gear being replaced with snooker tonight

I blame 2legs for me being unable to score some crack on Saturday due to having to go clothes shopping for my urchins, texting a man to tell him I was going to try to score some crack, and for my sense of humour confusing people into thinking I'm on drugs when I'm actually talking about a recent piece of 'modern art ' that I wanted to see...

I blame 2legs for my running nose. I also blame him for me being the supreme rider in the class. Just watch me and see how I correct things. Oh yes! Oh, and I also blame 2legs for me riding a horse that would 'scare any one of you s**tless, he's a lot of horse and she controls him quetly and with mental insistence. It's what I want you all to aim for'.

Yes.

I'm good.

*basking in pride before next week's inevitable fall... Which will be 2legs' fault!*

I blame 2legs for 'nighthoover'

We blame 2legs for Nighthoover too.

Well, you should know.
I blame 2legs for the shameful decision not to penalise those nasty people with the too cold who lost Hamilton the title!
Shame on you.

Too cold fuel, that is.
I have decuded to blame Nighthoover for that typo!

And that one.

I blame 2legs for tony curtis his badger and nighthoovers long ceiling attachment.

I blame 2legs for my needing to go to the loo, needing to start work, needing to get a shower and pop to the shops and for the nigthooverexplosion

I blame 2legs for being so vain, I bet he thinks this song is about him.