h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

(I'm not listening)

Robyn, the inventor, feels that conversations have been too light of late for adequate testing of this potential new smiley.

What we need are some outrageous political, religious, or anti-religious assertions (preferably with no back up) so that we can try it out.

A reasonable post followed by a relatively incoherent diatribe would also work as would opinion stated as fact.



kea.

ooh *pretends to be a small child*
why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the tube?
what was the best thing before sliced bread?
can i have an icecream please please please?
MUM!!!!! brian stole my bike, mum mum mum!!!!


(will this do for now?)

It does, you can just never get the tube empty enough to see it

A loaf

What was that? ... bike?


Okay. Phase 1 Testing is complete - did it work?
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Phase 2

When I was a young man, I had so much Life insurance and health insurance that they'd never let me die or be sick.
Then the Tax God (god of all gods) stepped in.
Nowadays my knowledge and wisdom ensure that TPTB will look after me properly - Oh, and my social skills need passing on.

Diatribe now, please:

**wonders if the subtle political message of would be missed**

B

Forgive me if I'm wrong MuB, but are you politically criticist or just plain unsubstantialist?

<Robyn, the inventor, feels that conversations have been too light of late for adequate testing of this potential new smiley.>

Where's Della when you need her?

Have one from a future news broadcast, taken from Red Dwarf:

"Archeologists near mount Sinai have discovered what is believed to be a
missing page from the Bible. The page is currently being carbon dated
in Bonn. If genuine it belongs at the beginning of the Bible and is
believed to read "To my darling Candy. All characters portrayed within
this book are fictitous and any resemblance to persons living or dead
is purely coincidental." '

nope sorry, its 66 seperate books written over around 200 or more years, it couldnt all be the work of one person

Well, you know that game where one person writes a sentence then someone else writes a sentence ...?

The bible's a giant game of Consequences? Well, that would explain so much!



Deb

Now there's a good one...

Or how about 'Truth and Consequences - Dog-bothering style!'



MMF

I think is better used to notify people of someone else's ing.

Like when Simetra ignores someone else's post on Oulton Gorge

(just kidding Sim!!!)