h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Math teachers. All they do is talk about linear relationships. Rivitting stuff. The general person doesnt need to know how add up a gradient or the square root of pye.
Next?

Chemistry teachers I'm still trying to work out what exactly we're supposed to do with the damned moles...

People who moan I don't have enough time to hear people ranting on about how bad there's lives are going and are generally depressed. Get lives you sad people, do something about it, stop complaining!!!

I did! I went and found out what a mole was!

It's the British public's right to free moaning

Stamp duty.

I have to pay the government one thousand pounds just for the priviledge of buying a house. I can think of many things I would much rather do with the money.


Geggs

Hey, I've got mates who work at Kale Cross house who run the stamp duty department. You could just make up the value for your house, no one checks up, as long as question 12 is thirty and your not asking for relief, although you can lie and pretend you've got relief, no checks up. Oh and get a UPLG, people like you more if you get one and answer all questions including 69 even though you have'nt got a second perchaser, these are inland revenue people and love to send rejections, it adds to there PI!!!