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toybox Posted Mar 6, 2008
And to think that it will be for tattooing useful things like 'Do Not Throw Into Fire', too 
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A Super Furry Animal Posted Mar 6, 2008
There's that classic warning found on bottles of pills and other medicines:
Keep away from children.
Good advice, I've always found.
RF
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NPY Posted Mar 6, 2008
Unless it's a kids medicine.
On a bottle of Nytol sleeping aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.
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A Super Furry Animal Posted Mar 6, 2008
>> Unless it's a kids medicine. <<
Worst.
Point missed.
Ever.
RF
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Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) Posted Jul 30, 2008
We just got an air pump for our air mattress. It is powered by a 12 volt DC car plug--you know, the kind you plug into your car lighter.
...7) DO NOT EXPOSE TO RAIN OR SUNLIGHT. INDOOR USE ONLY.
8) NEVER ALLOW SAND, SMALL ROCKS, ETC. TO BE SUCKED INTO THE PUMP WHILE OPERATING....
Now, I would not have any trouble with #8, though it borders on common sense... But if you have something plugged into your car, would it not be outside? And if it were not outside, how likely is there to be sand and small rocks?
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Tigger_juggler Posted Jul 30, 2008
Would be very interesting to see how you get out an air mattress larger than twin too if you follow that to the letter. 
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