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The Groob Started conversation Sep 28, 2004
What do you think would happen if swimmers swam in a pool full of syrup rather than water?
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Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche" Posted Sep 28, 2004
Towels would be a mess wouldnt they?
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Beatrice Posted Sep 28, 2004
Well since one of my favourite fantasies is having a bath in ice-cream, I'm rather turned on by the idea
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Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche" Posted Sep 28, 2004
never thought of that, sounds like pube free bathers are a must.
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Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche" Posted Sep 28, 2004
Any ice cream or do you have a paticular flavour in this fantasy?
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Beatrice Posted Sep 28, 2004
OK, "fantasy" means, I dont have to worry about practicalities like temperature, or the cost!
Chocolate or vanilla. But with no bits in.
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Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche" Posted Sep 28, 2004
So in this fantasy if you got a mothful of aforementioned substance would you spit or swallow?
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Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche" Posted Sep 28, 2004
Does it come in one of those handy self service dispensers?
What's the record on being moderated in here
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Beatrice Posted Sep 28, 2004
*is very tempted to reply "No, it comes in pints!", but remembers that that's a different joke*
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enobal Posted Sep 28, 2004
And what are you intending to do with the chocolate flake? Or the strawberry sauce poured ever-so-slowly over thew top?
(runs off for cold shower)
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Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche" Posted Sep 28, 2004
Why are you taking ice cream into a cold shower?
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Beatrice Posted Sep 29, 2004
I spose I'd better do a bit of advertising....
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The Groob Posted Sep 29, 2004
Remember that liquid in the film Abyss that you could 'breathe'? If you could fill a swimming pool with that you could swim permanently under water. That would be a bit yucky because after it had been used for some time you'd be inhaling the product from someone else's lungs. Mind you, everyone knows that most swimming pools are full of kids' piss anyway.
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