A Conversation for Ask h2g2

Swimming in syrup

Post 1

The Groob

What do you think would happen if swimmers swam in a pool full of syrup rather than water?

http://rolos.nature.com/news/2004/040920/full/040920-2.html


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Post 2

Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche"

Towels would be a mess wouldnt they?


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Post 3

enobal

It'd get stuck to your pubes.


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Post 4

Beatrice

Well since one of my favourite fantasies is having a bath in ice-cream, I'm rather turned on by the idea smiley - bigeyes


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Post 5

Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche"

never thought of that, sounds like pube free bathers are a must.


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Post 6

Mu Beta

Bathing in ice cream? Wouldn't it be rather chilly?

B


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Post 7

Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche"

Any ice cream or do you have a paticular flavour in this fantasy?


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Post 8

Mu Beta

I'm pretty sure Dai means 'does the ice cream have a particular flavour?'. smiley - biggrin

B


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Post 9

Beatrice

OK, "fantasy" means, I dont have to worry about practicalities like temperature, or the cost!

Chocolate or vanilla. But with no bits in.


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Post 10

Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche"

So in this fantasy if you got a mothful of aforementioned substance would you spit or swallow?


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Post 11

Beatrice

Swallow, naturally!

(Isnt it handy that I have a bf who makes his own ice-cream?smiley - winkeye)


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Post 12

Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche"

Does it come in one of those handy self service dispensers?

What's the record on being moderated in heresmiley - biggrin


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Post 13

Beatrice

*is very tempted to reply "No, it comes in pints!", but remembers that that's a different joke*


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Post 14

enobal

And what are you intending to do with the chocolate flake? Or the strawberry sauce poured ever-so-slowly over thew top?
(runs off for cold shower)


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Post 15

Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche"

Why are you taking ice cream into a cold shower?


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Post 16

Mu Beta

...he'd better not come in my pint...

B


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Post 17

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

*follows events with interest* smiley - bigeyessmiley - evilgrinsmiley - handcuffs


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Post 18

Beatrice

I spose I'd better do a bit of advertising....

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Post 19

A Super Furry Animal

Ah, thank you! Now, back to the swimming in ice-cream...

RFsmiley - evilgrin


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Post 20

The Groob

Remember that liquid in the film Abyss that you could 'breathe'? If you could fill a swimming pool with that you could swim permanently under water. That would be a bit yucky because after it had been used for some time you'd be inhaling the product from someone else's lungs. Mind you, everyone knows that most swimming pools are full of kids' piss anyway.


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