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My nose has stopped itching (for the moment), i don't have cramp (but most likely will tonight), I don't have anything in my eye (apart from contacts - and no, one hasn't ripped in my eye), my bones arn't cracking (well, they were earlier)

But I've had an achy right leg all day long! from my ankle up to my knee and it's not nice!

Whats wrong with me? How can i stop it?

Could be your circulation.

Do you circulate a lot?

F

I think it's your body's way of telling you that it's still there. Everyone gets little aches and pains every now and again. Not me of course, something to do with not having any nerves in my beany body. To make up for that I just get on everyone elses instead

I often get an ache from my hip down my theigh, kind of not on the muscle but in the bone, I call this 'barstool hip', I think its quite common I've a headache at the moment, feel slightly faint and very light headed, and my right eye hurts, I've a bruise on teh bone of the nuckle on my finger next to my index finger on my right hand, and a cut on my left foot next to teh toenail, my back hurts a bit my sore throat hasn't gone yet either, and my neck is stiff and painful like normal and I've sore lips, they are dry I expect, my cuticles on most of my fingers are falling off again I'm in good health then really at the moment Right, leg, pain.... poor circulation.... trapped nerves... myonecrotic fibritis, infective fibro-myoplastasm, Gigo-moto-worno-outo-itis Ahh! Think I know.... You must have had the ropes tied up too* tight last night Unless! Of course! You haven't been bitten by a badger have you!?

I really think we should examine this in more detail Preferrably later and in private and it will cost you lost of money Now when does it suit you to make an appointment.

Does it feel like an ache deep inside your leg, that doesn't feel any better whether you rest it or not?




I've had that too...........


(Remember Doc in Reggie Perrin?)

It was an ache all around said leg and didn't budge no matter what. It went soon after i left work though...which seems to say that work is makingme ill and ai need a doctors note

Mine is ache inside leg, like its the bone, almost like the bone isn't quite in teh right place or something seems to be better now I'm sleeping again on a proper matress Whats your chair like at work? could be your sitting in the rong way?

Nose doctor here! What? Not an itchy nose? *sigh*

Well, I don't usually do legs. Could be your sciatic nerve (and when I say 'your' I mean you too 2legs, though I'll obviously be billing you separately). This, the longest nerve in the human body *hides medical dictionary behind medical degree certificate from University of Bracknell* is a bit of a design flaw and sometimes goes a bit wonky. Mine has been playing up for years.

Sorry - didn't mean to dazzle you with all that complex terminology

////////medical problem update/////

I went out last night, had only just started on my first vodka and coke. i was leaning against the bar and could feel myself going really hot, my face felt like it was sweating and my hands went really clammy. Then i started to feel a bit dizzy. I thought to myself, it'll pass in a sec, then suddenly, i was looking up at my two friends shouting "get her into recovery position, get her into position!!!"



I remember shouting "get off me! off! what you doin?!"

So, i just fainted, just like that

Afterwards i sat down, had some water and felt fine. Thinking about it now, i have gone a bit like that before when i've been out, but caught it before i fainted. I went hot, and felt a bit swayey, so i went to loo and ran my hands under col water, which seemed to work.



Anyway, I'm going to go to the on tuesday to see what she thinks

Good idea. Hopefully nothing sinister, probably just low blood pressure or something like that.

Oh dear,
what an unfortunate situation, it could be that you have postural hypotension.

best wishes


Dollar Bill

Hope you're feeling better now

The trick to this is to make sure that you are standing next to an extremely fanciable person , & when you come to, bat your eyelids coyly b4 thanking them by whatever method seems appropriate!!!!!

It makes the experience much more enjoyable and worthwhile!!!

Dee