h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A quick look at my page will tell you. How the camera didn't break I've no idea...

Let's have a look then.

See you in a bit...


(off he pops!)

...I'm back.


Well, I don't know what all the fuss is about Sir Cr of Oz.

Theres a mate of mine who is ten times uglier than you. Big nose, bad teeth, never had a woman in his life.

Trust me, there is always someone worse off than yourself.

I recommend the Ginger geezer off League of Gentlemen (and Spaced) to play you in a movie of your life.

Nah, for Croz I'd choose Sean whassisface who played Samwise Gamgee in that movie, whatchacallit, the Ring of something....

Oh yeah, I heard something about that.
I don't like ballet myself...

Sean Astin?
You're the second person who's mentioned him as a potential lookylikey for me, the picture the comment came from was one of me wearing my flat cap as I was about to leave a meetup. I'll dig the photo out when I get the opportunity.

Have you got one of me while you're at it, dear heart?

http://www.bgammon.freeserve.co.uk/emmathompson.htm

Here's Emma doing her best impersonation of me.

http://www.evibenstein.co.uk/photos/h2g2/ldnjan04.html

and I quite like the one of me eating crisps on here...

Hmm the photo in question doesn't appear to be online. Just a sec whilst I correct that...

http://members.lycos.co.uk/croz/images/thecap.jpg

Oh yes and http://pics.fotango.com/pictures/0400491632_011P.jpg is the one of Lucky that I have from the last meet

Lambchops the sock puppet, minus the fifties woman

My sister said that Parker Posey would make a good me.

Shy.