h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If you could pick an h2g2 researcher to be Prime Minister of Great Brittain, who would it be? And why?



Question was inspired by this (although don't let this influence your decision):

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I'd vote for I don't know..... well, nighthoover, obviously, but that really is too obvious an answer, and in such trubbled days as these, considering the overall effect of teh current economic, and eco-political climate that appears to perveil in our democratic and may I say great county, it is nesacery, not only for radical actions, but radical and active and decisive action. Thus that any desiscion on who should adopt such a honered and high position in our society, is not only radical to take those desiscions that need to be take, but morally and justifibably right to hold those beliefs to which this country and its citizens aspire. An individual, in short, capible, willing and able to diliver those things which we desire, those things we need and those things that alough we do not know we need we do need, an individual who is right at the time, right for the job, and right to take the challanges of aUnited, and I mean 'united' kingdom in the 21st centuary.
To move our country foward, extending our hand of friendlieness to all those round the world with which we share common values, and to all those that we might not seem to. To expound love, to spread forth the right to be a citizen on this plannet on which we all live, and to inpart to others that which we ourselves hold dear, whilst respecting and acknowledging the different ways in which others may choose to live.
Peace, love and harmoney my fellow citizens, not a sound byte, but a way of living.

A shame lunatics do not have the right to vote or take office 2legs. That would have my vote!!!

(I've not been certified a lunatic offically yet, so I could still have a chance?)

then!!!

On the understanding that I can change my mind later if lunacy is proven!

'Insainity, lunacy, and madness, is no excues for bad speling, that only one may achieve from practise, and inside certain promotional packs of our new latest release of cornflake'

Yes dear



*backs away slowly*

One has never seeked higher office, however, if one's friends and colleagues were to persauded one that in the interests of party unity one's name should be forwarded then one would feel, reluctantly, obligated.

Would one?

One would.

Then one would consider one's application and one would reply to one when due consideration has been given!!!

One would expect nothing less.

One is awaiting one's proposed application. Has one been prepared by one?

One was under the impression that's one name had already been forwarded when one proposed in said appraisal of ones premiership application to serve to the nation, as it were, after persausion from respecting nobles and collegues that personal wishes cannot be paramount where duty is concerned.

Bearing in mind the amount of abuse that is hurled at the PM, and which is expected in the position, I nominate aka and Saturnine jointly.

RF

Ones' proposal must still be forwarded to the Committee...Order! Order!...where one's abilities will be assessed for the position of one's prestigious position of the highest seat in the parliament!

One must surely agree that one must do this, doesn't one?

>> Bearing in mind the amount of abuse that is hurled at the PM <<

On that premiss I nominate Justin the Preacher. Abuse is water of a ducks back to him and he does have a direct line to God. Something not many of us mere mortals can claim.

Donald

the right honourable gentleman from thing raises an admirable point

given that a priority would be free internet access for all would the right honourable member care to expand upon on his policies