h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ever wondered what your stage name would be if you were a porn star?? Well here is the answer!!!

All you have to do is:
1) think of the name of your first ever pet. This is you first name.
2) Use your mothers maiden name for your surname.

Using these rules, My porn star name would be....... Guinea England.
Neat eh!

I used to work with a Jenny Taylor - which was a source of amusement (to me, at least .)

*thinking*...hmmm...the first pet that I can remember was a tabby cat named Tiger so my porn name would be Tiger Newlin. Sounds more like a name that a guy would use...hehehe

Dunx would be Umwa Walker. Sounds like the villain to me.

Mine would be Smokey Hughes which sounds a bit like a porn star, but I just picture a lounge singer in Vegas.

You can do your star wars name
First name
1) 1st 3 letters of your 1st name Sal
2) 1st 2 letters of your mum's maiden name hu

Second name
1) 1st 3 letters of your surname Met
2) 1st 2 letters of the place you were born sa

So my name is Salhu Metsa and my sister is Andhu Metsa

Dunwa Jonad? I think we're back with porn stars

I just worked out my Star Wars name... Belne Barne and my husbands name would be Stero Barwo. I prefer the Porno name better hehehe

My starwars name would be Danen Murno. Sounds like an italian porn star to me!!

Simru Davla
and Sophie Russo. Interesting

Star Wars name: Benva Spiwe
Porn star name: Godzilla Van Den Driessche
Hmm...hardly an infallible process...

Star Wars: Davsh Guspi
Porn: Peaches Shrum (first name sounds right, but the surname ruins it)

I've also heard of people using the following formula for porn names:
First name: Your middle name
Surname: The street on which you live
Mine is Michael Adena - somewhat more exciting than Peaches.

That one doesn't work for me as I lack a middle name. Although if I steal my little sisters one I end up with May Taunton.

mine porn name would be Ginger Ali, Quite appropriate i think

mines hammy coleman
mrs is mog price

Nelly Trimble