h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm buying a pair of Guinea Pigs, so I need find good duo names for them until I can find the number for a Puruvian resterant!!!

There's plenty of duos around you can use but it depends on their sex:

Pinky & Perky
George & Tony
Sooty & Sweep
Laurel & Hardy
Bill & Ben
Morecambe & Wise
Tyne & Wear
Del Boy & Rodney


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How about "Steve"? If you called them both Steve you wouldn't have to worry about getting them mixed up!

Lovely little creatures, if you’ve got a large enough run you’ll probably never need to cut the lawn again!

Bubble and Squeak – Don’t they’re traditional name for piglets.

Other pairings that various family members have had in the past include:-

Humbug and Polo
Toffee and Liquorice
Gin and Tonic (there were five in the litter, the other two with similar markings were Brandy and Whisky. The last one was a little black maniac known as Guinness.)
Lavender and Rosemary

My current two are Sage and Onion. Sage is an unsual mottled coat, whilst Onion is ginger and slightly plump.

Giles Hamlin Fitzpatric, and Richmond Valantino Marcus-Orion.

Horatio-Humphrey and Archibald Wellington.
Arthur and Merlin
Holems and Watson

Crystal, and palace... (a friend named his guinny pigs that for some reason)...
James and Bond.
Strawberry and Cream.
Rhubarb and Custard.

We had a litter that we named Ash, Oak, Hawthorn and Elm.

Dastardly and Mutley
Bonnie and Clyde
Dandelion and Burdock

I used to have two called 'Bubble & Squeak'. If you get four you can call them 'Inky, Blinky, Pinky and Clyde'.

Bob and Robert.

Erick and Derick

If one is a ditzy blond, then you can call them Sid and Nancy, we called our gerbils Syd and nancy as they are both female. Yes, Nancy is a ditzy blond but also Ninja Nancy, and very funny!

Bubble and Squeak

What and Why are seeming good at the moment!!!

Whojamaflip and Thingemybob.

Have you got them yet?

Yeah, one's black with a sort-of-gingar maine and the other one is pure white. They both squeak like there's no tomorrow and they love carrots!!!

Typical piglets then. Mine sit and scream at me whenever they hear me anywhere near the back door.

Cucumber is a favorite; spinach goes down quiet quickly to.

Mind you anything even remotely edible disappears at a fair lick.....

Considering your intentions for them Sweet and Sour

Lennon and McCartney

We find that we change the names of our guinea pigs. The pair we have at the moment are technically Emily and China Rose but we always call them Jellybean and Diva. (Diva squeals at the slightest thing - a real drama queen.)

We had one called Marble who loved over ripe pear, and we find they all go mad for celerac (that isn't celery).

I like Statler & Waldorf (from the Muppet Show)
or Sam & Eric (from Lord of the Flies)

...but that's just me