h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I must leap to Roymondo's defence and say that he's not *always* drunk - I've met him several times when he was only in the early stages of getting .

RF

I once met Roymondo when he was... Very nearly sober

That must have been a Sunday morning then, just before popping off to the pub...

I have always never met Roymondo. And he is always hugely charming, witty and intelligent. It's quite astonishing that he maintains this fantabulous standard whether p******* as a newt, or sober as a judge!

I was trained by chipmunks you know. Highly recommended.

I've now not been sober since my birthday on the 9th November.... A sunday? naa... it was a Friday... you came stright from work... mind that was on your birthday and we got wrecked and then you* got refused to be served in the pub they served me though

Phew! For a moment I was worried you'd mention the snog.



Oh. Piddle.

You really think I'd be so crass as to mention you and I snogging openly in the middle of a crowded pub on a Friday afternoon/evening in front of your work mates, for a good five minutes or so? Really... and I thought you knew me

Sorry mate, I should know you wouldn't do a think like that.

Well and I should think so too

I think the strangest thing would be everyone's accents - that really doesn't "translate" here.

I'm more concious of it as a non-Brit.



Kosh