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Bahumbug

Post 1

Opticalillusion- media mynx life would be boring without hiccups

Why is it that parents who are supposed to know their sons and daughters dont have a clue what to buy them for Christmas?


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Post 2

Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2

So what is it they are NOT buying you for Christmas?smiley - smiley


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Post 3

Opticalillusion- media mynx life would be boring without hiccups

i don't want anything except to live with my bf again something they cant make happen apparently


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Post 4

STRANGELY STRANGE ( A brain on a spring )

Ah the price of love!


Bahumbug

Post 5

Opticalillusion- media mynx life would be boring without hiccups

I didn't need a Christmas list from my parents to work out what to get them or the rest of my family smiley - erm


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Post 6

A Super Furry Animal

That's what wishlists are for, aren't they? smiley - winkeye

RFsmiley - evilgrin


Bahumbug

Post 7

Mol - on the new tablet

Parents know how picky their kids are about it being *exactly* the right thing. They know that *almost* the right thing will bring about a worse reaction than nothing at all.

Parents also know that *exactly* the right thing last year may well be exactly the wrong thing this year. My daughter has now written "Barbie sucks" on her Barbie wellies. She was desperate for them a year ago. I'm assuming you're beyond the Barbie wellies stage of life, but the principle still applies.

Mol


Bahumbug

Post 8

A Super Furry Animal

Dammit.

Now I want Barbie wellies.

RFsmiley - evilgrin


Bahumbug

Post 9

Mol - on the new tablet

Well, I've got a pair of size 2s going spare if you want, a bit scuffed and with added grafitti, but you're more than welcome!

Mol


Bahumbug

Post 10

A Super Furry Animal

Hmm...I need man size 9.

RFsmiley - evilgrin


Bahumbug

Post 11

Mol - on the new tablet

I'm not sure you can get man-sized Barbie wellies smiley - erm

Mol


Bahumbug

Post 12

A Super Furry Animal

Ah well...another dream dashed on the rocks of reality.

Anyway, how are you, Mol?

RFsmiley - evilgrin


Bahumbug

Post 13

Mol - on the new tablet

Laughing!

I don't think pink's really your colour anyway.

smiley - hug I'm feeling pretty awful, and yet a lot better as well. If that makes sense. You?

Mol


Bahumbug

Post 14

A Super Furry Animal

Im feeling quite brilliant, but awful in parts.



RFsmiley - evilgrin


Bahumbug

Post 15

Mu Beta

Before you go, can I ask about the word 'parts' in the last post.

Does it mean any particular parts, or was it just a general metaphor?

B


Bahumbug

Post 16

Xanatic

Yes Beta, you certainly wouldn´t want to miss out on an opportunity for sexual innuendos would you. smiley - winkeye


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Post 17

IctoanAWEWawi

you should see what he can do with a barbie doll smiley - winkeye


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Post 18

Xanatic

Well we already know Barbie sucks...


Bahumbug

Post 19

Ridge57

After the toy stage I think the best gift for one's kids is currentcy and let them sort out what they want to spend it on.
Oh yes, for Trailer Park Barbie - a carton of generic cigarettes and several scratch off loto tickets.


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